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Are you tired of boring and vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky world where anything goes? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Season X Minecraft Server – Master Realm 1.20.1! RPG World Daily Quests & Adventures Blood Moons Brewery Coin Economy Citizens Anti-Combat-Log Towny EliteMobs & Boss Events Unique World Gen Graves with Loss GSit/Lay/Crawl 18+ Marry Commands Join our thriving community for endless fun and adventure!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	3208	Runes Activated:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	1983	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Paragraph

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Emeralds Found:	2231

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineCrafty Server

Creative, Survival

MineCrafty is a multiverse server for players who want their own space & play with their friends – not for trolls – the server is moderated and crap will not be tolerated. For your enjoyment, land claim is active. as well as MCMMO, PVP, seasons, multiple worlds, creative, survival, hardcore and more. This server is for the player who wants to build on their own terms, or bring friends and just hang out in a safe server. If you’re an established dependable OP or admin, I would entertain allowing you to improve the server.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AMinecraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Celestial Expanse

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed SciFi Towny Nations Server. Explore, Colonize and/or Conquer over 20 Planets! Build a Metropolis! Design an entire Starship Fleet! Grow an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s! If this post piqued your interest; feel free to check us out! IP: celestialmc.zapto.org Versions: 1.17-1.19.2 (Chat Reporting >> Disabled)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Rodion Network

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RODION NETWORK We are a small minecraft community looking further into growing and make people have a fun time with their friends or knowing new people that play our server. Our current gamemodes are: » Skyblock: A basic OP Skyblock that hastons of features that are listed below: Slime Fun Minions Auction House Mayors Custom Enchants Daily Rewards And much more! IP: play.rodion-network.com Store: https://rodion-network.com/store

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Potions Brewed:	77
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MassCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison

MassCraft is a MMO Minecraft server with the best gamemodes! Come join in for Faction | Creative | Economy and More! Our friendly Admins will make sure you have a good experience. We are also a small and dedicated server to help give the best performance to all of our players. Head over to our website for more info!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!