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| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos. We have a joint account system where 95% of your in-game earnings go into a shared pot, while the remaining 5% is split evenly between you and your virtual spouse. Use the shared funds for necessities like building materials and food, and the fun money for, well, fun stuff like diamond swords and enchanted armor!
But wait, there’s more! Just like in real life, you’ll have to renew your virtual car registration every year. Forget to do it on time and you might get pulled over by a virtual cop and fined in-game! Will you pay for the registration on time, or risk getting a ticket and losing precious in-game currency?
And here’s the kicker – if you fail to renew your registration on time, you’ll have to use your hard-earned fun money to pay the fine! That’s right, no free passes here. Learn the consequences of your actions in a hilarious and entertaining way.
So come join our server and experience the thrill of managing your virtual finances while navigating the ups and downs of virtual married life. It’s a rollercoaster of laughs and adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. See you in the game!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us now for the chance to uncover the mystery of the missing Quds Force chief while building your own epic Minecraft empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some top-secret military intel while mining for diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world where anything can happen!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Server Qualities | Description |
|---|---|
| Vanilla Experience | 99% of farms allowed, no lag machines or malicious contraptions |
| Server Type | PaperMC for optimization with minimal plugins |
| PvP | Not enabled, focused on friendly survival like Hermitcraft |
| Player Limit | Less than 30 whitelisted players for a small and safe community |
A: You can apply by filling out the application form at https://forms.gle/rrkubZTBcUArcG2k9
A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/boxxymc-1051904368955363358. Feel free to say hi when you join!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Choose your side wisely – will you fight alongside the pure-hearted souls, or embrace your inner darkness and join the soulless army? The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?
Join us now and embark on an adventure like no other, where the line between good and evil is blurred and anything is possible. Just remember, in the end, only one side can emerge victorious. Will it be you?
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join now and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without the worry of real-life hurricanes. Plus, we have plenty of free rooms for all your virtual guests, no drama included!
Don’t let your ex-wife’s water-adjacent house ruin your peace of mind, join our server and build your dream home away from any stormy situations. And hey, if your virtual wife gets jealous, just remind her that it’s all in good fun – she can even prep the guest rooms herself!
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-life drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a hurricane-free gaming experience. And remember, in our world, you’re always the hero of your own story – no a-holes allowed!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Our server is filled with neighbors from heaven who will do anything to win a place in your heart. From baking you virtual cookies to building you a virtual castle, these neighbors are the real deal.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of having neighbors who actually make your life better, not worse. Plus, who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among them. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 455 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 1393 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Modpack | Custom-made modpack by server owner |
|---|---|
| Player Count | Currently 10 players, looking for more |
| Updates | Regular updates to fix bugs and add new features |
| Community | Friendly and non-toxic environment |
| Events | Regularly hosted events for players |
A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/Y4q5CS3nwt for more information on how to join.
A: The modpack is available on Modrinth for public download.
A: We encourage players to respect each other and maintain a friendly environment. Griefing and toxicity are not tolerated.
A: Chunk resets in unclaimed areas are done regularly to prevent excessive mining and building, while allowing players to keep their own progress intact.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us and witness the hilarity as players climb into their “winning” simulators, ready to take on the world… or crash and burn in spectacular fashion. Who needs real-life combat when you can have all the fun and none of the danger in our virtual world?
So come on over and join the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next top pilot… or the next viral meme. Either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Want to test your skills in epic build battles against other players? We’ve got you covered. Feel like going on a quest to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny? It’s waiting for you here.
But be warned, this SMP is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a prank war will break out, or when a giant chicken will suddenly appear in your base. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because things are about to get seriously silly on our Minecraft SMP.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 2249 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Looking for a place to crash rent-free like the 35-year-old son in the story above? Look no further! Our server offers cozy accommodations in the form of virtual homes, where you can sleep soundly without worrying about pesky rent payments.
But beware, just like in the real world, conflicts can arise. Will you be the one asking your fellow players to store their virtual bikes in designated storage units, or will you be the rebel leaving empty beer cans all over the place? The choice is yours!
Join us now for a wild ride filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a few pink velvet barstools along the way. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us and meet players with names like “Grain” that will make you question everything you thought you knew about pronunciation. But don’t worry, we won’t let you ruin anyone’s self-esteem like some people do in real life!
Come for the crazy name stories, stay for the epic adventures and hilarious mishaps that only happen on our server. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about Irish culture along the way (but probably not, let’s be real).
So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (in a good way, we promise)!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3732 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
