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| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!
Need resources? We’ve got you covered! From FAQs to Mods to Loadouts & Skins, we have everything you need to dominate the game. And don’t forget about our Competitive News & Events – stay up to date with all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.
So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.
So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 3124 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).
Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.
So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.
Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.
So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us and embark on epic quests like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or rescuing a group of lost llamas from a band of evil skeletons. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident dragon in a dance-off to win epic loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Imagine a world where speeches are made of blocks and pixels, where you can build your own resilience castle and journey through insane adventures. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a community where the only struggle is finding enough diamonds.
Don’t let anyone hijack your moment on our server, where the only spotlight you need to worry about is the glow from your enchanted armor. Join now and show the world that you’re the true star of your own story!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!
Forget boring quests and mundane tasks – on our SMP, you’ll be tasked with finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rescuing a group of lost villagers from a pack of rabid wolves, or even organizing a zombie flash mob to take over the server spawn!
So why wait? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance for emeralds. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 558 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a giant toilet castle, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Herobrine himself!
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 6937 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
