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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 1459 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
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plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?