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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 7537 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 |
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plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?