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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 635 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 3864 | Farms Harvested: | 107 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?