DrowPrison is an exciting Minecraft server where players mine, prestige, and explore unique planets. Enjoy custom enchants, diverse mines, and an engaging leveling system!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Our server is so epic that even Selen Tatsuki herself would be jealous. We’ve got hidden treasures, epic quests, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even the most elite players can’t resist joining in on the fun.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got Dokibird’s cover of “Drift Away” playing on loop, just to set the mood. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – if you dare!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t be a dumb goon and fall for the bait – be a smart goon and embrace the chaos!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Picture this: you’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves, when suddenly a giant Resonator Banner appears in the sky, summoning the almighty Shorekeeper to guide you on your journey. But watch out, because the Stellar Symphony Rectifier is on the loose, causing chaos and mayhem wherever it goes!
And that’s not all! Join our Parade of Stars event for a chance to level up like never before, participate in the Gifts of Sea Breeze sign-in event for exclusive rewards, and team up with friends in the Fairy Tale’s Finale co-op combat event for a chance to defeat legendary bosses and claim epic loot!
But wait, there’s more! Check out our timeline and rewards spreadsheet for a sneak peek at all the awesome goodies waiting for you, redeem secret codes for special bonuses, and show off your emotes collection to your fellow players in style.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest gaming community around! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious role-playing scenarios, like when the creepers try to act all menacing but end up giving you flowers instead. And don’t even get us started on the zombies who break out into spontaneous dance parties when the sun goes down.
But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only give it up if you can beat them in a game of Minecraft trivia. Trust us, it’s worth it for the loot!
So come on over and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget you’re even playing a game.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 147 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 897 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Or how about participating in epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks?
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Embark on epic quests to save your virtual family members from impending doom, all while facing off against raging storms and convincing them that “God’s hands” won’t protect them this time.
But beware, your siblings and friends may not always see eye to eye with your decisions, so be prepared for some intense virtual drama as you navigate through the chaos of a Cat.5 hurricane.
Join us now and show off your persuasive skills in the face of impending danger! Who knows, you might just save the day and earn the title of ultimate Minecraft hero.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
On our server, you can create your own Christmas traditions without any interference from overbearing in-laws. Build a cozy cabin for you and your family to celebrate in peace, without any 4 a.m. wake-up calls for present opening.
We understand the struggle of dealing with family expectations, so come join us and let off some steam by building your dream holiday getaway. Who needs to deal with family drama when you can escape to a virtual world of creativity and relaxation?
So say goodbye to the stress of holiday traditions and hello to a Minecraft server where you can build your own Christmas paradise. Join now and start building your way to a drama-free holiday season!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to finally pursue that dream hobby of yours, whether it’s underwater basket weaving, llama rodeo riding, or even competitive cow milking! Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and show off your unique skills to the world.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning the hottest tracks. So if you’re looking for a good time and some wacky adventures, come join us and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 126 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Aphmau, whose real name is Jessica, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series and storytelling. She has garnered a large following for her family-friendly content and engaging personality. Aphmau also runs a successful merchandise line and has collaborated with other content creators in the gaming community.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready to navigate through financial drama and marital disputes as you build your virtual world. Will you lend your in-game spouse money, or make them dip into their retirement savings? The choice is yours on our server!
So come on down and join the chaos – because who needs a trip to Vegas when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
