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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8324 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 87 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles start chasing you. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken army invade spawn and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who will break out into a choreographed dance routine every time someone finds a rare item. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question reality, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world.
