𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝔹𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤 Realistic Vanilla Survival with Elements of Natural Phenomena. Also has a OneBlock mode.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle.
And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, his jokes are fire… literally. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3694 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground twintail society, where members gather to discuss the latest twintail trends and plan world domination. Will you be the next twintail mastermind to join their ranks?
So if you’re ready to embrace the twintail lifestyle and embark on wild adventures with fellow twintail enthusiasts, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the twintails fly!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8855 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us for epic events like the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragon girls and water margins in a showdown of epic proportions. And don’t miss out on our Summoning event, where you can pick up Huyan Zhuo and add some serious firepower to your team.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Great Void Sea Battle and embark on an Imaginary Scramble to the surface with Nautilus. It’s a wild ride that will leave you breathless (literally, because you’ll be underwater).
And if you’re looking for some pre-release excitement, our server is the place to be. We’ve got campaigns galore, including the Halloween Rebellion of 108: A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more pixelated pigs.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures, like the elusive chaldeaCoin or the legendary Damage Calculator. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft (but way more fun).
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 142 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this woolly wonder?
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. Can you survive the ultimate dance-off and claim the treasure hidden within?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just enter the top-secret disco code 7sG6rZ59 and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Rumor has it they can build a castle in under 10 minutes flat. Join now and witness their epic building skills firsthand!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community where we have weekly llama races and a giant chicken statue that lays golden eggs. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 189 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
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| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Our subs for episode 3 are available at a top-secret location (https://files.catbox.moe/0frok7.ass) and were stolen from Chinese subs because we like to live life on the edge. Special thanks to the one dude who actually watched episode 2 and called out the crap subs in the nyaa comment section – we fixed the mistakes and made it even more ridiculous (https://files.catbox.moe/fp7g85.ass).
And let’s talk about the guys in this anime – 5 yakuman tenpai in one hanchan? Without cheating? What in the world is going on here? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself, because normal is boring and we like to keep things interesting. Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way through Minecraft together!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is full of insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep you entertained for hours on end. From epic heists to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next in this crazy world.
But that’s not all! We have a dedicated Youtube channel, Twitch channel, VOD channel, Twitter, and even a shop for all your Dokibird merch needs. And let’s not forget about the OP Sauce – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.
Plus, we have the Selen Tatsuki Archives, where every achievement and memory is still hers, no matter what. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – it’s a real brain teaser!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is to be a Smart Goon and ignore all the drama and chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical builds, ridiculous challenges, and brain cell-killing activities. Our community is full of players who have fully embraced their low IQ and are thriving in this chaotic environment.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have decided to give humans a taste of what it’s like to be on the other end of the intelligence spectrum. So if you’ve ever wanted to be outsmarted by a sea creature, this is the place for you!
So come on down and join us for a truly mind-boggling experience. Who needs a high IQ when you can have this much fun being a complete derp?
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the elusive Creeper Cow, a cow that explodes in a shower of fireworks when you milk it.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a pack of Endermen on caffeine. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a zombie with a tickle in its brain!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “your cunt.” Rumor has it that they can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes. If you can track them down and challenge them to a build-off, you might just learn a thing or two about Minecraft mastery.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: do you know who this is? No, seriously, do you? Because we have a mysterious player who goes by that name and they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’re willing to share with anyone who can solve their riddles.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing creeper. Yes, you read that right. Our llamas are trained in the art of synchronized dancing and our creepers have some killer moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely out of potatoes and insists on being addressed as “Your Spudliness.” Rumor has it that he once defeated an army of evil chickens with nothing but a baked potato.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor. And maybe a spare potato or two, just in case.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 265 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 79015 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us and play games like Rust, GTA, and Armored Core 6 with Pico-chan and Yuu. And don’t forget about our break-taking Memory who will be back at the end of the month to bring even more chaos to the server.
With characters like Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, and more, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 126 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick. From building towering castles to fighting off hordes of zombies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free imaginary harmony potion, a fire nihility sword, and a code for unlimited diamond armor. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with our awesome community of players who are always up for a good time.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
