𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝔹𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤 Realistic Vanilla Survival with Elements of Natural Phenomena. Also has a OneBlock mode.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 38 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft, where Sasuke himself will guide you through epic quests and challenges. That’s right, the legendary ninja himself is a part of our server and he’s ready to show you why he’s the GOAT!
But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got flying pigs, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. And did we mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings your praises? It’s true!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become best friends with Sasuke and unlock the ultimate power of friendship…or something like that. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But beware, the journey to the end is filled with hilarious obstacles and crazy challenges. From fighting off zombie chickens to building a roller coaster out of diamond blocks, anything can happen in this wild world.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers or participate in a dance-off with a group of creepers? Only here, where the fun never stops and the laughs never end.
Come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might just be the one to uncover the epic conclusion of the Light Novel and become a legend in our wacky world!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
On our server you will find cool events, custom enchantments, custom crafts, bosses, free donations and much more!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and insane stories. Like the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance-off in the town square. Or when we built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano. And let’s not forget the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil villagers.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we get up to. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
# 𝗦𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗳𝘁 We are Java & Bedrock compatible !
Crowed control for streamers on any platform for your viewers to interact with your game play !
𝗦𝗠𝗣 with loads of features, like custom biomes and items, claim protection player markets, oneplayer sleep, custom fishing, herobrine boss and so much more
𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗣𝗹𝗼𝘁𝘀 build what ever your heart desires on your plot
𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 like parkour, bedwars, party games, monopoly and more !
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
1. We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!
2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. You haven’t lived until you’ve been defeated by a llama in a diamond helmet.
3. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through obstacle courses in the sky. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!
4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re fighting for your life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.
We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.
But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.
So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 4046 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Rumor has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons dance the night away to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples scattered all over the map! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by none other than the mystical Rainbow Sheep Queen. Join forces with her and conquer the land with your colorful wooly warriors.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life! Just remember, drama queens need not apply – we’re too busy having fun to deal with any of that nonsense.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
With exclusive appearances from President Trump himself, you’ll feel like you’re in the Oval Office while mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that Liz Harrington is secretly the best Minecraft player in the world and will challenge you to a build-off!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden messages and secret codes just like Trump’s tweets. Can you decode them all and unlock the ultimate treasure chest?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’ll be huge! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Server for fun survival (but there are also mini-games), limited number of players
For Minecraft Java and Bedrock from 1.7 to 1.21
Rules:
1 Don’t destroy anything
2 You don’t have to follow the rules
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But that’s not all – we also have a special summoning campaign where you can summon Huyan Zhuo, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with just a watermelon! And don’t forget about our main interlude event, “Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble,” where you can team up with your favorite servants to conquer the depths of the ocean.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted pickaxes. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 203 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?
So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
