Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Zombie Dances: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY