Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Villages Defended: 20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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