Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Alien Abductions: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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