Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Mines Excavated: 1246 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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