Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 7
Orbs of Power Found: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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