Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ores Mined: 2167 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Enchantments Applied: 216
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Magic Items Found: 4598 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 16

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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