Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Falling into the Void: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Pixel Protection Network

    Pixel Protection Network
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20 Glorious Feasts Held: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

    Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Ores Mined: 1455
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35
    Star Shards Collected: 293 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Potions Brewed: 110
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Towns Built: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Enchantments Applied: 52
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 226 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 36 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Divine Spears Created: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Emeralds Found: 764
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9623 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Magical Moments Shared: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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