Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 12
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 49
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Runes Activated: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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