Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Void Gems Collected: 20
Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 417 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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