Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Ores Mined: 2950
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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