Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • LolCraft2021

    LolCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 146
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4391
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

    Pixel Pig Plaque Buster
    come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

    imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

    join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Crops Grown: 4561

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • NekoHosting Public Server

    NekoHosting Public Server

    Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 New Chunks Explored: 691699
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • EchoBoxxx

    EchoBoxxx

    #1 Box Server!

    22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

    JOIN NOW!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8240 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Server Overview

    Server Name Nobiamia’s SMP
    Max Players 25
    Datapack Bliss SMP’s datapack
    Plugins Server management plugins
    Other Features Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server? 25 players
    Are there any mods on the server? No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
    How many chunks can a player claim? Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
    Is Keep Inventory on? No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
    What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5? The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
    What are the server rules?
    1. No hacking
    2. Don’t grief excessively
    3. Try not to die too much

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

    Kickin’ It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

    And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2339
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 398
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

    Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

    But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • LunchboxLolsMC

    LunchboxLolsMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

    Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

    Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

    So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Villages Defended: 8
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

    WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!

    Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Chimeras Created: 1 Zombie Dances: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a creeper-proof fortress to call home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Star Shards Collected: 237
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit, bro. like, u know how hezbollah launched 25 attacks from near UNIFIL posts over past month? well, on this server, we launch 25 attacks on creepers every single day! it’s like, total chaos but in a fun way, ya know?

    plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.

    and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.

    so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 43 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage

    BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage
    join our epic minecraft server where we set russian planes on fire from over 1,000 km away just for fun! our military intelligence is top notch and we guarantee a wild time full of explosions and chaos. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the world! who needs boring old survival when you can be part of our insane adventures? let’s burn some planes and have a blast together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • LLM RNA Crafters United

    LLM RNA Crafters United
    So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got all these crazy RNA sequences and stuff that will blow your mind. Like, you can design therapeutic and targeted RNA and be all scientific and stuff. It’s like being a mad scientist in Minecraft, but without all the explosions and stuff. Join now and be a RNA wizard or something, I dunno, just do it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 88 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • World of Minecraft

    World of Minecraft

    PORTUGUESE Brazilian RPG server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirated Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

    ENGLISH Brazilian RPG Server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirate Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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