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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Zombie Dances: 7
Gods Slained: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 2
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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