Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing worth mining is diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is so wild that even Dogecoin is outperforming Ethereum! That’s right, our server is so full of meme magic that even the most ridiculous cryptocurrencies are thriving here.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for rare meme coins, battling against hordes of crypto zombies, and building the most epic meme castle you can imagine. Forget about proof of stake, we’re all about that proof of meme life here.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the meme madness begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 10
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Potions Brewed: 145

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • LumberCraftersUnited

    LumberCraftersUnited
    come join our minecraft server where deforestation is ‘roaring back’ like a lion on steroids! we promise to destroy all the trees in sight, just like those 140 countries vowed to end destruction but failed miserably.

    our server is like a wild jungle, except we chop down all the trees for fun and make tree houses out of their remains. join us for a tree-mendous time and watch as the world burns around us (not really, it’s just minecraft, chill).

    who needs oxygen anyway? come breathe in the fumes of our burning forests and experience the thrill of deforestation like never before. we promise you won’t beleaf how much fun you’ll have!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ZapCraft: No Brain Damage

    ZapCraft: No Brain Damage
    So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have this crazy cool thing where you can, like, electrocute yourself in the game, but don’t worry, it’s totally safe! Our totally legit study shows that there’s, like, no damage to your brain cells or anything. It’s, like, a wild ride, dude. So come join us and zap yourself into a whole new world of fun!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Classic Hunger Games – Bringing back the OG Hunger Pangs but with a twist!

    Classic Hunger Games – Bringing back the OG Hunger Pangs but with a twist!

    MINECRAFT SERVER OVERVIEW

    Server IP MC-HGCLASSIC.COM

    About Classic Hunger Games

    We are a brand new network reviving the classic Hunger Games/Hardcore Games mode that was a hit in 2012-2013. Join our lobby, where up to 100 players can engage in an epic survival battle. Use the world to your advantage and strive to be the last one standing. Build, explore, and fight for survival. Do you have what it takes to be the last survivor?

    There’s no pay-to-win or purchase options—everyone has equal opportunities. Choose from different kits to enhance your experience, such as the Enderman kit, Aquatic kit, Blacksmith kit, Explosive kit, Horse Rider kit, Miner kit, and more.

    Rules

    The only rule on our server is no hacking allowed.

    Important Links

    IP MC-HGCLASSIC.COM
    DISCORD https://discord.gg/HDSSb8PxbE

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What is Classic Hunger Games?

    A: Classic Hunger Games is a revival of the classic Hunger Games/Hardcore Games mode that was popular in 2012-2013. It is an epic survival battle where up to 100 players can compete to be the last survivor.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win options on the server?

    A: No, there are no pay-to-win options on our server. Everyone has equal opportunities to succeed.

    Q: What kits are available on the server?

    A: Some kits available on the server include the Enderman kit, Aquatic kit, Blacksmith kit, Explosive kit, Horse Rider kit, Miner kit, and more.

    Q: What are the rules of the server?

    A: The only rule on our server is no hacking allowed. All other gameplay is fair game.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Pixel Punch – Minecraft Server

    Pixel Punch – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Great Filter Edition will have you questioning reality! Join us for a Dragon Ball adventure like no other, where you can summon Shenron by collecting all 7 dragon balls and pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! But that’s not all, you can also have a team of up to 8 characters, including Namekians and Fridges as avatars. And if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar – talk about a crossover!

    But wait, there’s more! Season 3 of DLC for Kakarot has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II), and Season 6 of DB The Breakers has just been released with a whole new set of survivors and raiders to play as. Plus, you can upload all your drawfaggotry to the XV Booru – because why not?

    So come join us on this wild, wacky, and totally insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few mods). See you there, and may the Shenron be ever in your favor!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6056 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Dust Settler Minecraft SMP

    Dust Settler Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples!

    But the real question is, are you ready to face the ultimate challenge? Can you defeat the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a flaming llama armed with a diamond sword? Only the bravest and craziest players dare to find out!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky and unpredictable world. But remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 107

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SMPMineCraftRider

    SMPMineCraftRider
    Tired of getting stuck on the same boring bus ride every day? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own crazy transportation system! No more delays, just hop on your custom-built minecart and zoom past all the mobs trying to hitch a ride. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal in the Nether that leads straight to the nearest village, so you can avoid all those pesky zombie pigmen trying to steal your seat. Join us now and say goodbye to public transportation woes forever!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4045 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • OopsCraft – Because YOLO!

    OopsCraft – Because YOLO!
    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in your cozy little Minecraft world, when suddenly you get a message from a mysterious player inviting you to join their server. You think to yourself, “This is probably a terrible idea, but hey, why not? YOLO, right?”

    And boy, oh boy, were you in for a wild ride. As soon as you spawn into this server, you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, wearing a top hat and monocle. The admin, who goes by the name of Sir Clucksalot, welcomes you with a hearty “Bawk bawk, my good sir!”

    But that’s just the beginning. As you explore this wacky server, you come across a village populated entirely by llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They offer you protection in exchange for emeralds, and you can’t help but get sucked into their llama drama.

    And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They invite you to join them in their explosive dance moves, and you find yourself busting a move with these TNT-toting party animals.

    So, why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Well, if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind experience filled with quirky characters, ridiculous storylines, and unexpected surprises at every turn, then this is the server for you. Just remember to watch out for those llama mobsters and explosive creeper dance parties – things tend to get pretty wild around here!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv

    NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv
    so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. it’s like, so wild that even North Korea is like, “nah, we can’t handle this level of madness.” they literally cut off all the roads and trains to South Korea just to avoid getting sucked into the chaos of this server.

    if you wanna join, be prepared for some insane adventures. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but instead of dying, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot diamonds out of their eyes.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the server? yeah, it’s a thing.

    so, if you’re ready to dive into the most bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us. just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server

    Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine a minecraft server where the animals are all on magic mushrooms, dude. like, they are so optimistic and happy all the time, just vibin’ in their little virtual world. join this server and experience the trippy adventures of hanging out with animals on shrooms. who needs therapy when you can just chill with a bunch of optimistic rats, amirite? come join the fun and see how psilocybin can make your minecraft experience totally groovy, man.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 417 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where you can watch our owner have wild and crazy adventures with a virtual prostitute! It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form! Plus, you never know what other wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon while playing. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP

    Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

    Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

    So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SisterHIPPACraft

    SisterHIPPACraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

    Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

    Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CatFactsMC SMP

    CatFactsMC SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

    2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

    3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 19 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7365 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BlockyJerkzMC

    BlockyJerkzMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Elephant Wrinkle Wars

    Elephant Wrinkle Wars
    come join our epic minecraft server where the elephants have wrinkles that reveal if they are left or right-trunked!! 🐘🤯 our scientists at Humboldt University of Berlin have discovered this mind-blowing fact and now you can witness it for yourself in the game!

    not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍

    if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Animals Bred: 115 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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