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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7
Mythical Swords Crafted: 81 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
Magical Moments Shared: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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