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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Divine Spears Created: 14
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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