Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Holy Grails Found: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
Towns Built: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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