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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Epic Quests Completed: 15 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Ether Blades Crafted: 12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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