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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Gods Slained: 0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
Rune Stones Activated: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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