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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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