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Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Villages Defended: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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