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Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

New Minecraft Server
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