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Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
Buildings Constructed: 31 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
Dimension Hops: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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