Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Emeralds Found: 3805 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 52
Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Mines Excavated: 4375

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY