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Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Magic Items Found: 2523
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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