DNG Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ores Mined:	9986	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4293
Enchantments Applied:	283	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9462

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2837
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Towns Built:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Buildings Constructed:	37
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Dragons Tamed:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Gods Slained:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dimension Hops:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Buildings Constructed:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Animals Bred:	88
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Star Shards Collected:	140
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	95

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

Players:	96/800	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Votes:	146	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2