so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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