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Blocky Banter: Where ‘/v/’ trolls are welcome, but only if they bring diamonds!

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Are you tired of dealing with obnoxious players on other servers? Sick of all the political rants and schizo ramblings? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join us and witness the chaos as AI chat bots take over the server and create a whole new level of insanity. Who needs real players when you can chat with bots who have no filter and say the most outrageous things?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RevolutionCraft: Join the Huey Newton Appreciation Society or stay an NPC!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with NPC faggots? Join our server and become a real revolutionary like Huey Newton! Imagine making glowies seethe, cope, and shit themselves at the height of their power during the cold war – all while preaching black power, white power, yellow power, and working class power. Take care of your community youth, feed and educate them, and strive to end all forms of exploitation in your country. Emphasize the importance of gun ownership and utilize it against a brutal corrupt state (unlike larpfags today). Become an elegant writer and speaker, giving your all to the cause. Join us and be a part of something truly revolutionary – no boring NPC faggots allowed!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Forever Young Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling like time is slipping away faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a number! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about aging again – you’ll be forever young in our virtual world!

Our server is so magical that once you log on, you’ll start aging backwards! Say goodbye to wrinkles and gray hairs, and hello to smooth, youthful skin and boundless energy. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have Minecraft?

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to go on epic quests to find the mythical Fountain of Youth. Legend has it that whoever drinks from it will be granted eternal youth and immortality. Will you be the one to discover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and turn back the clock on aging! Who needs Botox when you have blocks to mine and creepers to defeat? Age is just a number, but fun is forever on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyQueers: Where Minecraft meets anime and the gay chemistry is off the charts!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, there’s actually nothing like it out there! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out sick moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of bacon lovers to join its bacon-themed cult. Will you be chosen to worship at the altar of crispy goodness?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret hidden realm filled with flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and talking llamas. Trust us, once you step foot into our wacky world, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	53
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PoopCraft: The Ultimate Diaper Thread Adventure!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like a fresh diaper – always changing and full of surprises!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground lair where the creepers throw wild parties. And don’t even get us started on the diamond-filled caves that are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a giant baby, complete with a diaper that shoots out fireworks. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when they see you waddling around, causing chaos and spreading joy wherever you go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and maybe even wet your own diaper (just kidding…or are we?).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
New Chunks Explored:	432345	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MapleCraft: Where Even Canadians Can’t Escape the Minecraft Madness!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a moose on a poutine diet? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even the polar bears are doing the Macarena!

Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Our community is so welcoming, even the beavers are building friendship dams.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our server and discover hidden treasures, like the legendary maple syrup fountain or the mystical Tim Hortons portal.

So come on, eh? Join us and let’s have a blast, because on our server, even the snowmen have a sense of humor!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5852
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyMcCraftFace: Where No. 73469944 by Anonymous is the Boss of LOLs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of llamas as they race through fields of rainbow sheep. You can even challenge the moderators to a dance-off for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust out their best Thriller moves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ZombieCraft: Where Dead Series Come Back to Life! RIP ITT

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Are you tired of boring, lifeless Minecraft servers that make you want to respawn in real life? Well, look no further because our server is here to bring the LOLs back to your blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite memes, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is full of hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells the spookiest jokes in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and…dancing skeletons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh your blocks off! Trust us, you won’t want to respawn anywhere else.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Potions Brewed:	185	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixelated Pals: Building Blocks of Friendship, Not Cancerous Comments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and explore? Well, come join our server where we give niggers the ultimate challenge – battling cancer! Watch as niggers go through chemo therapy, vomit, lose weight, develop abnormal lumps, struggle to pee, have blood in their pee, get skin blotches, swollen lymph nodes, heart burn, fever, fatigue, cough up blood, and ultimately say goodbye to their families. It’s a wild ride that runs in niggers’ families – join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Crops Grown:	8790	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Fortnite fans go to become Minecraft masters!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for Chapter 5 Season 2: Myths and Mortals, where you can battle legendary creatures and become a Minecraft god!

Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit in Minecraft! Who knew you could mix and match games like this? Plus, track your stats and climb the leaderboards to show off your Minecraft skills.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our interactive map with crazy challenges that will test your Minecraft abilities. And don’t miss out on our Mission Alerts for StW – survive the horde and reap the rewards!

Exciting news awaits in our server, like Korra entering Fortnite and waterbending coming to Battle Royale. And get ready for Rocket Racing Neon Rush – light up the night in Minecraft like never before!

Join our Fortnite Festival Season 2 and unlock your talent with special appearances by Lady Gaga! And if that’s not enough, subscribe to our Fortnite Crew for exclusive perks and rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server for an unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	8137
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty LOLz: Autism or Artistry?

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with introverts and insecure teenagers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a special feature where you can distinguish between introverts, people with social anxiety, and even autists just by looking at them in-game.

Join us and witness the epic battles between introverts building their fortresses in solitude, people with social anxiety avoiding player interactions at all costs, and autists creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. Join now and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Emeralds Found:	3778
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crops Grown:	1770

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DieCraft: Where respawning is just like getting back into a hearse, but way more fun! LOLz

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, riding on the back of a flying pig, and battling a giant spider that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Or maybe you’ll come across the secret portal that leads to a disco party with creepers as the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, just like the hearse, you’ll die to get into this server again and again. Like and share for good luck!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server, where everything is cooked to perfection in our “edicion parrillera”!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while sizzling up some steaks on our giant BBQ grill. Watch out for the lava pits though, they’re not just for show – they’re actually our secret sauce for the ultimate flavor explosion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Grill Master, who will challenge you to cook-offs where the loser has to eat a block of raw tofu. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the receiving end of that punishment!

So come on over to our “edicion parrillera” server and let’s grill and chill like never before. Just remember, if you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen – or in this case, the Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Laughs

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated and became a Minecraft legend), and Reimu. These Minecraft pros will show you the ropes and teach you how to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will blow your mind with their insane mods and plugins that will take your gameplay to a whole new level. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow portal? Done. Want to battle a dragon with a lightsaber? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft superstar like our beloved Nina. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimension Hops:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pixelated Puns: The LOLcraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs can’t resist busting a move.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance as the DJ every Saturday night.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Potions Brewed:	81
Crops Grown:	5162	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Emeralds Found:	9821	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4