so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Wilderness Tamed: 14 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 2158

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • GF-Getting Yugioh Protagonist Minecraft Server

    GF-Getting Yugioh Protagonist Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the only Minecraft server where the protagonist of Yu-Gi-Oh actually managed to get a girlfriend! That’s right, forget about saving the world from evil forces or dueling with powerful monsters – our server is all about love and romance!

    Join now to witness the epic love story unfold as our protagonist navigates the ups and downs of dating while also trying to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft. Will their relationship withstand the challenges of creepers, zombies, and skeletons? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find insane mini-games like “Duel of Love” where players battle it out for the chance to win a romantic dinner date with the protagonist and their girlfriend. Plus, we have exclusive skins and accessories inspired by the couple’s iconic outfits from the show.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most unique and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had! Who knows, you might even find love yourself…or at least a diamond sword.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Crafty Anons: ‘Hey /b/’ Minecraft Server

    Crafty Anons: ‘Hey /b/’ Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where creepers wear party hats and skeletons break out into dance battles instead of shooting arrows. That’s right, on our server, the mobs have more moves than Jagger!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land on giant chickens, raiding villages and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake. Join them if you dare, or try to stop their shenanigans and earn some epic loot in the process.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be home to the rarest of all Minecraft creatures – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame one of these majestic beasts will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of wacky wonders and outrageous adventures. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Ores Mined: 804

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • SpamCraft: Where Autistic Spammers Rule the World!

    SpamCraft: Where Autistic Spammers Rule the World!
    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers with no chaotic energy? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the autistic spammers out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical chat messages, random memes, and endless trolling. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have constant chaos and laughter? Come join us and be part of the madness today!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Animals Bred: 37 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty Cows and Cluckers: ‘She’s right’ Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cows and Cluckers: ‘She’s right’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a banana instead of a pickaxe. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a journey through a lava-filled cave while dodging flaming chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but only if you can defeat the giant zombie potato guarding it)!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • DragonCraft: Where Creepers Power Up and Endermen Go Super Saiyan

    DragonCraft: Where Creepers Power Up and Endermen Go Super Saiyan
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Dragonball game mode, where you can battle it out with your friends using epic powers and transformations. Want to see Goku fight Steve in an epic showdown? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Chimeras Created: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • World War 3: The Battle of Blocktopia

    World War 3: The Battle of Blocktopia
    by the Council of Derp that this Minecraft server is the ultimate place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to a rare species of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon-loving diamond pigs!

    2. The entire map is made up of edible blocks, so you can literally eat your way through the world. Just be careful not to get a stomachache from too much dirt and grass.

    3. Our PvP arena is located on a giant trampoline, so you can bounce around while fighting your enemies. It’s like a battle and a bounce house all in one!

    4. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. They may explode the dance floor every now and then, but hey, it’s all part of the fun!

    5. The villagers on our server have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers, complete with choreographed dance moves. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a village flash mob!

    So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Pixel Peen Paradise: /PPP/

    Pixel Peen Paradise: /PPP/
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a brainwashing SRPG edition that will blow your mind (literally)! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing.

    Imagine a world where you can battle it out in epic RPG battles while also being brainwashed to believe you’re a Minecraft chicken. That’s right, you’ll be clucking your way to victory in no time!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also includes a special feature where you can unlock hidden abilities by doing the chicken dance in real life. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brainwashing). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 110 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • GF Quest Minecraft Server: Where Diamonds Aren’t the Only Thing You’ll Be Mining 😉

    GF Quest Minecraft Server: Where Diamonds Aren’t the Only Thing You’ll Be Mining 😉
    Guys, forget about finding a girlfriend in real life, join our Minecraft server instead! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that our server is actually a secret dating hub for all the single players out there! Just imagine, mining diamonds together, building epic structures side by side, and maybe even sharing a virtual kiss under the virtual sunset. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft, am I right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes with love and friendship. So don’t be scared if you hear strange hissing noises behind you, it’s just our friendly neighborhood creeper spreading the love!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player who joins our server gets a free pet dragon that will follow you around and protect you from any griefers or trolls. Who needs a guard dog when you have a fire-breathing dragon by your side?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and find love, friendship, and maybe even a pet dragon! Just be careful not to get too distracted by all the fun and forget to eat, sleep, or go outside. Who needs real life when you have Minecraft, right?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2108 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SidekickCraft: Where the NPCs steal the spotlight!

    SidekickCraft: Where the NPCs steal the spotlight!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Join us if you want to ride on a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT or participate in our annual llama fashion show. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of destiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9544 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyCrafterz: Where you can mine diamonds or serve tables, your choice!

    CraftyCrafterz: Where you can mine diamonds or serve tables, your choice!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can choose between receiving 10 million dollars or the chance to wait this table! Sounds like a tough decision, right? But trust us, waiting this table is the ultimate challenge that only the bravest Minecraft players can conquer.

    Once you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the treacherous journey of waiting this table. Legend has it that those who successfully wait this table will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to be able to fly without wings? No problem. Want unlimited diamonds? You got it.

    But beware, waiting this table is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to battle hordes of evil mobs, solve mind-bending puzzles, and navigate through deadly traps. Only the most skilled and determined players will make it to the end and claim their three wishes.

    So what will it be? 10 million dollars or the chance to wait this table? Choose wisely, because on our server, the craziest adventures await those who dare to take on the challenge. Join us now and let the epic quest begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • The Blocky Banter Brigade – No. 196122605 by Anonymous

    The Blocky Banter Brigade – No. 196122605 by Anonymous
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting rainbows out of their butts. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with exploding green creatures. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where Endermen strut their stuff on the runway. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Ruins Hololive’s idol identity – LOLcraft Server

    Ruins Hololive’s idol identity – LOLcraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because our server will RUIN Hololive’s idol identity! That’s right, we’ll make those virtual YouTubers wish they never even started streaming!

    Join us as we embark on a quest to destroy VCRs and all things related to Hololive. Who needs cute anime girls when you can have a chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those JP girls who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Animals Bred: 197
    Mines Excavated: 3726 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • GuitarCrafters Minecraft: Where we shred on both axes and blocks!

    GuitarCrafters Minecraft: Where we shred on both axes and blocks!
    Are you tired of your Minecraft world sounding like a broken record? Well, look no further because our server has perfected the art of dialing in a guitar tone… in Minecraft! Join us and rock out with your block out as you shred through the pixelated landscape with the sickest guitar tones you’ve ever heard. Trust us, your ears will thank you for joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come jam with us and let the music of Minecraft fill your soul with joy and rockin’ vibes!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 2791
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Blocky Banter: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy!

    Blocky Banter: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy!
    Are you tired of dealing with browns and jews in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers! Our server is like a magical land where browns and jews don’t exist, only blocks and diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. So why waste time dealing with real-life drama when you can join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and leave the browns and jews behind!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌟

    🚀 Join us for early access starting Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024 when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

    🔥 Our server is so lit, we even have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now! Fight dragons, cast spells, and save the realm from evil alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters! 🔥

    🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions with our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test! Explore new lands, meet new players, and conquer new challenges in a whole new world! 🌍

    ⚔️ Join our PvP Series 5 and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history! Fight for glory, honor, and the ultimate bragging rights! ⚔️

    🏰 Need resources, a Free Company, or a Linkshell? Look no further! Our server has everything you need to thrive and conquer the Minecraft world! 🏰

    🎉 Don’t miss out on our crazy meetups! From Cannibal Holocaust/JJK meetups to spooky club gatherings, there’s always something fun happening on our server! 🎉

    🔮 And who could forget the legendary Orbonne Monastery MINE Run? Join the Crystal Party Finder and embark on a quest like no other! 🔮

    🤣 Last time on /xivg/: Who knows what shenanigans went down? Join our server and create your own hilarious stories to share with the world! 🤣

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the adventure begin! Who knows what epic tales you’ll have to tell after your time on Dawntrail! 🌌🎮

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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