DisabledCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyComrades: Your Expedition BFFs

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. They will guide you through epic quests and battles like no other!

2. The server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, held up by nothing but the power of unicorn farts. Yes, you read that right. Unicorn farts.

3. Our community is made up of friendly zombies, talking sheep, and even a few sassy skeletons who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

4. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Can you find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild expedition and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Colonists – Minecraft meets Rimworld in this wacky server for survival enthusiasts!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, the Cosmic Horrors Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

First of all, our DLC is totally worth it. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – pure chaos and awesomeness. And the book? Oh, it’s a must-read for all game devs and cube gamers. It’s like the Bible of Minecraft, but with more explosions.

As for mods, we have Performance Fish and Rocketman. Use them and you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again. And don’t even think about bringing Dwarf Fortress here – those dwarves are not welcome in our realm of cosmic horrors.

But wait, there’s more! We have links to all the essential resources you need, from patch notes to mod lists. And if you’re wondering which mods eat the most performance, we have a spreadsheet for that. And don’t forget to use Rimpy for managing your cubes – it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness of the Cosmic Horrors Edition. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Emeralds Found:	2302	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Chickens: Where You Can Breed and Feed Your Way to Victory!

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs are breedable! 😂🦄 Join us and experience the thrill of encountering a breedable girl in the game – watch out for those heart palpitations and sweaty palms! 😅 Our server is so crazy, even evolution seems to be taking a vacation! 🤪 Who needs logic when you can have a hilarious and chaotic time with us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 🚀🌈 #MinecraftMadness #BreedableGirls #EvolutionIsOverrated 😜

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LitCraft: Where even the creepers wear sunglasses

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the lighting is as wonky as an anime plot twist! Join us and witness the magic of an anime woman lighting up a room and suddenly everyone becomes darkly lit at the bottom image. It’s like a bizarre crossover episode you never knew you needed!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn. One minute you’re building a majestic castle, the next you’re being chased by a herd of pixelated llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the lighting may be questionable, but the fun is guaranteed!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Love Letters Sent:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DickCraft: Where Big Black Cocks Roam Free

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with big black cocks…I mean chickens! Yes, chickens! Our server is home to the biggest, blackest, and most majestic chickens you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that one lucky player even rode a giant chicken into battle against a horde of creepers! So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to get a little cocky, then come join us and see if you can handle the big black cocks…I mean chickens!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchantments Applied:	233	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Bedouins: Crafting Chaos in the Holy Land

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated paradise where the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone on the server into a parallel universe where diamonds grew on trees and zombies did the Macarena. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where players ride on top of giant chickens armed with diamond swords. And every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the land of blocky madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, player!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Kek’s Holy Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is hotter than a Nether portal on fire! Join us as we witness the epic showdown between the legendary horse, Dramachuuba, and the infamous “Ramadan is a Festival” guy. Will Dramachuuba rise from the ashes like a Phoenix Block? Or will she be forever scarred by the epic roast?

But that’s not all folks! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing skeletons, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get us started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden apples, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CreepyCraft: Where Pedo-Relationships Are Not Allowed

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t push the boundaries of societal norms? Look no further, because our server is all about embracing controversial topics like pedophile relationships! Join us for a wild ride as we challenge the status quo and shake up the gaming world. Who knew mining blocks could be so scandalous? So come on, don’t be a moralfag, join our server and let’s start a revolution in gaming together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Crops Grown:	7894
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Smokin’ Jewcraft: Blaze it up with !M59JlscFkI

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some excitement and chaos in your virtual life? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you forget about impending nuclear doom!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a drone strike hits your virtual world! Will you survive the fallout and rebuild, or will you go out in a blaze of glory? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From exploding creepers to mischievous villagers, you never know what’s around the corner in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual survival in the face of impending nuclear disaster. Who knew the end of the world could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HellCraft: Where Helldivers Rule and Diamonds Drool

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Imagine a world where you and your squad are Helldivers, fighting off alien threats in a galactic campaign to liberate planets. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even stepping on a landmine will have you laughing in disbelief.

Join us for outrageous battles, procedurally generated missions, and total strategic victory. And if that’s not enough, we have a wiki, guides, and equipment references to help you dominate the game. Plus, our latest patch and warbond will keep you on your toes.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being a Helldiver. Just be careful where you step!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Towns Built:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DerpyCraft: Where the Most Nonsensical Things Happen

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Are you tired of feeling lost and confused, like a kid with a guitar and no idea how to play it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide all the guidance and support you need to become a master builder in no time!

Just like how I went from clueless guitarist to shredding virtuoso, you can go from Minecraft noob to building wizard with our help. We’ll show you the basic blocks and tools you need to start crafting, and then you’ll be off on your own, creating epic structures that will leave your friends in awe.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit on the server, but who’s counting?). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build something amazing together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Holo’s Hub of Hilarity: Where Cute and Pure Collide in Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adorable as your wife Holo? Look no further, because our server is filled with cute and pure fun! Join us for a chance to build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil zombies with fluffy bunnies as your sidekicks. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock a magical portal to a land where unicorns roam free and cake grows on trees. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	193	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty McCraftface’s Realm of LOLs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you mine and build all day with no excitement? Well, say his name and join our server for a wild ride!

Legend has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. But don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost who just wants to add some spice to your gameplay.

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Just be careful of the lava pit trap that guards it – it’s been known to turn players into roasted marshmallows.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch out for the zombie pigmen who have some killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Neet Haven: Where No Healthcare, Just Blocks and Creepers!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate escape from the anti-neet Jewish scheme of real life! On our server, you can be a professional neet and never have to worry about working a day in your virtual life.

Imagine a world where you can own multiple homes, have an endless supply of food, and never have to leave your cozy virtual paradise to go to a grocery store. That’s right, on our server, you can live the neet dream without any pesky responsibilities.

Join us and experience the freedom of being a professional neet in a world where universal healthcare is a thing of the past. Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a life of virtual luxury on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	283988	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty McVidyaBoys: Where Pixels and Pranks Collide!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn and do it all over again!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like “Chicken Jousting” where you can ride on top of chickens and duel your friends to see who is the ultimate chicken champion. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Disco Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies to the latest Minecraft hits!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at vidya boys for the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (and neither will the zombies, but that’s a story for another day)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	47
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	462022

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3