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Minecraft SMP: Meme Posting Extraordinaire

daily routine, digital age, Extraordinaire, funny, get out of bed, Happiness, humor, internet culture, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, morning, motivation, Online Community, Posting, procrastination, reason, relatable, Routine, sharing, smp, social media, viral content

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Towns Built:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and the chance to ride a flying pig into battle. Plus, our community is so hilarious that posting a meme is the reason we all get out of bed in the morning. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

TicketTussle Minecraft Server

Agreement, Big game, city, Communication, cousin, denial, Difference, football, friendship, Girlfriend, last minute, Minecraft, misunderstanding, owed, past week, Season Ticket, seasonal worker, Server, single games, Situation, Soccer, TICKETS, TicketTussle

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic football/soccer club experience ever! We promise not to steal your tickets like that one friend did. Plus, our in-game matches are way more intense than any real-life game. Who needs season tickets when you can have a virtual stadium all to yourself? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and show your friend who’s boss!

BabyBlockerCraft

adhd, anxiety, BabyBlockerCraft, Birth experience, Boundaries, child rearing, Communication, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, generational differences, Grandparents, maternal instincts, parenting, personal boundaries, personal growth, relationship dynamics, Respect, support system, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ores Mined:	7587
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to kiss your baby without permission! Unlike some parents, we respect boundaries and won’t show up at the hospital multiple times during your labor.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of overbearing family members and enjoy some quality gaming time. Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who need therapy for their ADHD (we support you!).

Don’t worry about your mom feeling left out or your brother causing drama – we’ve got your back. And if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on our server and build to your heart’s content. Plus, we won’t judge you for sheltering your baby too much – we understand the importance of creating a safe environment for your little one.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to place next. Let’s game on and leave the family drama behind!

EggNogCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t serve up any fun? Well, come join us on our server where we have an endless supply of egg nog for all our players! That’s right, you can sip on delicious egg nog while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special quest where you can hunt down the elusive Egg Nog Monster, a mythical creature made entirely of egg nog who roams the server causing chaos and mayhem.

So come join us on our egg nog-filled, chicken-infested, monster-hunting Minecraft server today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

UkrainianDroneZone

airports, airspace control, aviation safety, border conflict, cross-border conflict, drone strike, eastern europe, emergency protocols, flight disruptions, geopolitical tensions, international incident, military response, national defense, regional security, restricted activity, restricted zones, russia, security measures, Surveillance technology, Ukrainian drones, UkrainianDroneZone

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

so like, u know how ukraine and russia are always beefin’? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got ukrainian drones flyin’ around and strikin’ deep inside russia! it’s like a crazy war zone, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness! plus, we got three airports on lockdown, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Event Warp: Time Flyin’ Fun!

age, annual events, attention to time, christmas, cognitive psychology, cultural events, distortions in time perception, enjoyment, Event, Flyin, Fun, holidays, memory function, perception of time, Psychological phenomena, Ramadan, speeding up, temporal perception, Time, Time flying by, Time management, time passing quickly, time perception, Traditions, Warp

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where time flies faster than a speeding bullet! forget about waiting for christmas or ramadan, on our server, every day feels like a holiday!

our players have reported feeling like time is zooming by because they are having so much fun building, exploring, and battling mobs. it’s like time warp but in blocky form!

as you get older, time speeds up even more on our server. it’s like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you’re zooming into the future at warp speed!

so come on over and join us on our time-bending, mind-blowing minecraft server. who needs reality when you have a server that makes time fly faster than a rocket ship?

Broomstix

Broomstix, smp

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ores Mined:	6211
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Potions Brewed:	139
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	9572
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports	–
Discord server	Join Discord
Online In-game map	Visit Map

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in the overworld
In-game private messaging and player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Q: Is there cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions?

A: Yes, there is cross-play available on our server, and no Java account is required.

Q: Can players use custom enchantments on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom enchantments available for players to use.

Q: Are players allowed to teleport mobs using leads?

A: Players can teleport mobs by putting a lead on them.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server.

Q: Are there any special events or features on the server?

A: We offer free fly in the overworld every Sunday, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and more.

Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20.3

1.20.3, BUNS, Campaign, celebration, companies, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, free, Free Companies, general, Linkshells, Notes, Patch, patch notes, Resources, snowstreamer, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Starlight Celebration, twitch, XIV

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Void Gems Collected:	39
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for the most epic adventure of your blocky life! We’ve got more patches than a quilt convention, with updates coming at you faster than a speeding minecart.

And get this – we’ve got events like the Starlight Celebration and Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign that’ll make you feel like you’re mining diamonds in a winter wonderland. It’s like Christmas every day, but with more explosions (hopefully not from creepers).

Plus, we’ve got more resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they’re always up to something shady.

The Most Influential American Export Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to the most influential American export Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founding members of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but wooden pickaxes and a stack of rotten flesh. And that’s not all, they also built a replica of the White House out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them like horses. Imagine rolling up to a PvP battle on a creeper steed, ready to explode your enemies into oblivion. It’s truly a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Mooshroom Pig. Yes, you heard that right. It’s a pig with a mushroom growing out of its back. And if you manage to find one and befriend it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most influential American export Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, craziest builds, and most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

back pain, brother, clean, complaining, Demand, Effort, elliptical, family, fb marketplace, marketplace, matress protector, mattress, Minecraft, mom, mommas, Négotiation, profit, PROFITS, SELLING, Server, Space, SPLIT, splitting, ungrateful daughter

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Meteorites Collected:	1
Towns Built:	4	Farms Harvested:	617
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

SpoiledCraft

Abuse, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, friendship, gap year, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living costs, Maturity, misunderstandings, parenting, Privilege, spoiled, SpoiledCraft, Vacations, work ethic

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.

On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?

And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!

MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

Beautiful landscapes, Canada, cold weather, culture, Diversity, friendly people, Healthcare, Hockey, maple syrup, MapleCraft, Mounties, multicultural, Nature, Non-Canadians, North America, opinion, poutine, smp, Thoughts, Tim Hortons, travel

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!

CraftyCringeLand

CraftyCringeLand, cyber, cyberbullying, cybercrime, dangerous websites, dark web, deep web, disturbing content, harmful content, harmful effects, Hate Speech, illegal activities, inappropriate content, internet, negative environment, negative impact, ONLINE, online harassment, toxic communities, unsafe websites, worst place

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute WORST place on the internet – and we mean that in the best way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt, because on our server, anything goes – even if it involves riding llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ice Age Oasis

30 feet, 9 meters, age, Ancient, antarctica, below, Chamber, discovery, Exploration, frozen lake, Ice, Liquid Fresh Water, Massive, Microbes, Millions of Years Ago, Oasis, Retrieval, samples, scientists, Solid Ice, Survival, time capsule, Unique

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

yo, u ever wanted to explore a frozen lake in antarctica that’s like a time capsule from millions of years ago? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form! we got unique microbes dat have survived in a massive chamber of liquid fresh water below more than 9 meters of solid ice. join us and uncover the secrets of dis icy world! plus, u might even find a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking penguins and magical ice cream cones. come on, what are u waiting for? dive into the frozen madness now! 🐧🍦❄️

HYROMIA Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, creativity, Gaming, HYROMIA, Minecraft, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Emeralds Found:	790
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

The owner of the “HYROMIA” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.hyromia.ru

Players:	101/500	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5