Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Chimeras Created: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 8844

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • LAGLAND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    LAGLAND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Lagland Survival server!

    Lagland Survival is a semi-vanilla, comfortable and cozy server. On our project you can relax, have a good time with your friends, and also do your favorite thing, from creating grandiose buildings to battles with other players.

    Supported versions – JAVA from 1.21 to 1.21.1Our IP is mc.laglad.ruOur website is laglad.ru

    The dimensions of the upper world are 30,000 by 30,000Dimensions of the lower world – 20,000 by 20,000Edge dimensions – 20.000 by 20.000

    What are our advantages?· Freedom of action, but some rules still need to be followed· Circular economy and the presence of an auction· Clan system· Buddy system

    From us you can purchase a donation, which in general does not violate the vanilla nature of the game and its presence will make your gameplay a little easier.

    Upper world wipes are rare, i.e. once a year – once a year and a half, or for technical reasons where a wipe is inevitable. We will definitely move all your buildings. And in the lower world and the region, wipes are carried out as the cards become clogged.

    On our server there are not and will not be any unbalanced teams (optics, creative, mute, kick, ban teams, etc.). Only the administration, as well as proven and high-quality moderation, have such advantages.

    Our administration is as loyal and responsive to players as possible, will help at any moment and will do everything to ensure that players enjoy their time on the server.

    Join our friendly community!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Townscraft: Where pigs fly and diamonds rain, for a community of mining maniacs, bonus, no creepers!

    Townscraft: Where pigs fly and diamonds rain, for a community of mining maniacs, bonus, no creepers!
    Server Name Townscraft
    Overview Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity.
    Quick Links Rules, Discord, Photo Gallery, Video Trailer
    In-Depth Whitelisted SMP with a focus on town-building and community events, tight-knit community, all types of players welcome, vanilla experience, honor and trust, secure and thriving community, long seasons, community events
    Application Join Discord to apply

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server without applying?

    No, you need to join the Discord community and follow the application process to join the server.

    2. Are there specific rules I need to follow on Townscraft?

    Yes, you can find the rules document in the Quick Links section. Make sure to read and understand the rules before joining.

    3. What kind of community events does Townscraft host?

    Community events can vary but may include hide-and-seek, boat racing, and gift exchanges. Keep an eye on announcements for upcoming events.

    4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, the server has protection measures in place to prevent theft or griefing. Your creations are secure on Townscraft.

    5. How long are the server seasons on Townscraft?

    The first season lasted 20 months, and the second season lasted 30 months. The server is currently in its third season.

    6. Can I play as a solo player on Townscraft?

    Absolutely! You can choose to join an existing town, create your own town with friends, or play as a solo adventurer exploring the vast landscapes.

    7. What is the server’s stance on mods and plugins?

    Townscraft aims to maintain a vanilla experience by not having towny or claims plugins. The server focuses on player interaction and community building within the vanilla Minecraft gameplay loop.

    8. How can I get help if I have questions or issues on the server?

    If you need assistance or have any questions, feel free to ask in the Discord community. The friendly community and dedicated staff are there to help you.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Drop Her Free OF Minecraft Server

    Drop Her Free OF Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical Tranny’s Free OF, rumored to hold the key to unlimited diamonds and rare loot. But beware, the journey is not for the faint of heart as you’ll encounter deadly mobs, treacherous traps, and maybe even a dancing llama or two.

    If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Woke Minecraft SMP: Is Foot Fag Pandering Cool?

    Woke Minecraft SMP: Is Foot Fag Pandering Cool?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest place to be! We have a strict “no footfag pandering” policy because we believe in equality for all body parts. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their adorable but deadly army of llama warriors. Join us if you dare, but beware of the llama uprising!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • NephewDebtReckoning Minecraft Server

    NephewDebtReckoning Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of lending money to your nephew, only to have him ghost you for two years straight! Will he ever pay you back? Will you have to resort to in-game extortion tactics to get your virtual cash back? The suspense is killing us!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of confronting your nephew in-game and demanding your money back like a true boss. Will he finally cave and start making those sweet, sweet payments? Or will he continue to dodge you like a pro Minecraft player dodges creepers? The choice is yours!

    Join our server now and get ready for the most intense family drama you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Who needs soap operas when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a loan shark’s paradise!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • DisabilityCraft: No Guilt Dates!

    DisabilityCraft: No Guilt Dates!
    Are you tired of boring karaoke nights where the only drama is who sings off-key the most? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

    Picture this: a wheelchair-bound player named Warren who will stop at nothing to win your heart (or at least a date). He’ll offer you virtual drinks, flirt shamelessly, and even pull the disability card to try and woo you. Will you accept his advances or shut him down like a pro?

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense debates about ableism, social norms, and the ethics of rejecting someone in a virtual world. Will you be the voice of reason or the instigator of chaos?

    Join our server now and experience the wildest social experiment since that time someone built a rollercoaster out of TNT. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable decision-making. Don’t miss out!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 3131
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • HackLifeSMP – What’s Yours?

    HackLifeSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of a place where you can build epic structures, battle dangerous mobs, and prank your friends with TNT traps? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us on our server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but you get the idea). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their crazy antics and epic builds.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure that only the bravest players can uncover. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that will lead you to a land of infinite riches and danger.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky server!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 New Chunks Explored: 998905

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • RedditRageCraft

    RedditRageCraft
    Have you ever seen a llama riding a creeper while doing the floss dance? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our Minecraft server and witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From giant chickens terrorizing villages to pigs flying on jetpacks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Buildings Constructed: 43 Dimension Hops: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • GeorgianGamerz Minecraft Server

    GeorgianGamerz Minecraft Server
    lol so like this minecraft server is like the bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz like the president of Georgia is blasting the ruling party for being too pro-Russia, like what even is that?! u gotta come to our server cuz we’re all about that anti-Russia vibe, we even have a secret underground bunker where we plot to take down all the pro-Russia players, it’s wild man. plus, our server is filled with unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, it’s like a magical wonderland. so come join us and let’s overthrow the ruling party together, one block at a time. #downwithRussia #MinecraftRevolution

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • UNcraftyNetty’sWorld

    UNcraftyNetty’sWorld
    so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Aging Mice Accelerate Ovary

    Aging Mice Accelerate Ovary
    hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land where u can build ur dreams and fight off creepers like a boss. but wait, there’s more! on dis server, we got senolytic drug ABT-263 dat accelerates ovarian aging in older female mice, like wut even is dat? who cares, it’s freakin awesome! so come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and awesomeness, den u might regret it. but seriously, join us now and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Fartingwind [smp] – Where every breeze is a little too final.

    Fartingwind [smp] – Where every breeze is a little too final.

    Finalwind Minecraft Server

    Finalwind is a server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, and expands on content by adding things like daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.

    Come join us at play.finalwindserver.com on version 1.21.1

    Check out our website: https://www.finalwindserver.com/

    Check out our Discord: discord.finalwindserver.com

    Check out our trailer: https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What sets Finalwind apart from other Minecraft servers? Finalwind offers custom items, events, quests, clans, and an economy system to provide endless content for players.
    Are there any rules on Finalwind? The main rule is no cheating to maintain the skill in player versus player combat.
    Can I join Finalwind on any Minecraft version? Finalwind server is currently on version 1.21.1.
    How can I stay updated with Finalwind news and events? You can visit our website or join our Discord server to stay connected.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Animals Bred: 123 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Balkan Block Party Minecraft Server

    Balkan Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the Balkans! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas have built the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, from llama-shaped castles to llama-themed roller coasters.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who have sworn to protect all players from creepers and zombies. They will swoop in and save the day whenever you’re in trouble, all while cracking hilarious jokes and doing backflips.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical forest where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. Want a diamond sword that never breaks? Just ask a unicorn, and they’ll hook you up.

    So come join us on this 10/10 Minecraft server in the Balkans, where llamas rule, ninja turtles protect, and unicorns grant wishes. You won’t regret it, trust us.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ””> Election Day Minecraft SMP””

    ””> Election Day Minecraft SMP””
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild that we have election days where you HAVE to vote or face the consequences of being banished to the Nether for eternity. But don’t worry, the Nether is actually a pretty happening place with lava pools and zombie pigmen parties.

    Join us for a chance to become the ruler of our crazy world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a pig riding a bat as our mascot) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have a mod that makes it rain diamonds sometimes).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the madness! Just remember to vote on election day, or else you might end up in a sticky situation with our resident slime king.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Falling into the Void: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • DadlessDynasty Minecraft Server

    DadlessDynasty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more twisted than a creeper in a tornado! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, alliances, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family relationships.

    Are you tired of boring old family dynamics in real life? Come join us and experience the chaos of trying to navigate a blended family with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Will you prioritize spending time with your mom’s new husband and his family, or will you rebel against the system and stick with your real family? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments along the way.

    With more family drama than a soap opera, this Minecraft server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family dysfunction!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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