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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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