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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
Mines Excavated: 4806 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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