Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Runes Activated: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Straw Chopped Maize Wheat Rotation

    Straw Chopped Maize Wheat Rotation
    Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we do some crazy stuff with maize-wheat rotation and chopped straw incorporation? Yeah, you heard me right! Our researchers have been going ham on this field experiment since 2007, and let me tell you, the results are mind-blowing! We’re talking about boosting the SOC stock in calcareous soils of subtropical mountain landscapes like never before!

    Imagine rolling up to our server and seeing fields of maize and wheat as far as the eye can see, with chopped straw flying everywhere! It’s like a farming frenzy up in here, but with a twist. And guess what? You get to be a part of it all! Who knew that Minecraft could be so educational and eco-friendly, am I right?

    So come on, join us on this wild ride of soil carbon sequestration and sustainable agriculture. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’re helping save the planet while playing Minecraft? Only on our server, baby! Let’s get planting and chopping, and watch those SOC stocks soar to new heights!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Craftfire Smp

    Craftfire Smp

    Welcome To The Craftfire Network. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and get a Modern Servers like experience. And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of Minecraft and We hope You will really enjoy our Craftfirer network… Soo join now and become a part of this community .

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Enchantments Applied: 183
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • PixelCraft.EU

    PixelCraft.EU

    PixelCraft is the nicest Dutch survival server because it has a close-knit, friendly community where everyone is welcome! The server offers a unique combination of challenging survival gameplay and fun extras, such as custom quests and events. With an active team of moderators, the server remains safe and fair, and there are regular new updates that keep the experience fresh and exciting. Whether you like building, exploring or playing with friends, you’ll always have fun at PixelCraft

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • FreakyCraft 1.21: More vanilla, less spice!

    FreakyCraft 1.21: More vanilla, less spice!
    FreakyCraft Minecraft Server

    Welcome to FreakyCraft Minecraft Server

    Discover a unique survival experience with our community-driven server!

    Server Details

    Server Type Survival
    Datapacks VanillaTweaks
    Plugins EssentialsX
    Commands /tpa, /home, /rtp
    Community Friendly and helpful
    Events Build battles, PvP battles
    Discord Join our Discord server

    Server Information

    Java IP: freakycraft.mynetgear.com

    Bedrock IP: freakycraft.mynetgear.com

    Bedrock Port: 19132

    FAQ

    Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing bases is not allowed on the server.

    Can I steal from other players’ bases?

    Yes, stealing from bases is allowed on the server.

    Are PvP battles allowed?

    Yes, PvP combat is allowed on the server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Nigger Jeet Minecraft Server

    Nigger Jeet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even /pol/ has stopped hating on niggers and jeets! That’s right, we’ve got a community so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum has changed their tune. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience where anything can happen, from diamond-clad jeets ruling the land to niggers building towering monuments. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server out there – join now and see for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 171 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

    Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

    Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

    But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • WeddingDrama Minecraft Server

    WeddingDrama Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

    Imagine a world where your stepdad mysteriously dies, your mom spirals back into drugs, and your stepbrother suspects foul play. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a wedding invitation from your stepbrother, who insists on inviting your mom despite her shady past. Will you be able to handle the family drama and keep a smile on your face at the wedding? Or will you be caught in the middle of a showdown between family members?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships, questionable motives, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your gaming life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

    KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires
    So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Critter Concert Ecoacoustics

    Critter Concert Ecoacoustics
    Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a magical Minecraft server where the soil was so healthy, you could hear it singing! That’s right, the ground was jamming out to underground critter concerts all day and all night. It was like a rave, but with worms and bugs instead of people.

    And if you join our server, you’ll get to experience this wild ecosystem for yourself. You’ll be mining and crafting while listening to the sickest beats coming from the soil beneath your feet. It’s like having your own personal DJ, but instead of a dude with a turntable, it’s a bunch of earthworms throwing down some sick tracks.

    So come on down to our server and get ready to party with the soil! Who knew that ecoacoustics could be so lit? Join now and get ready to have the time of your life in the most unique Minecraft server around. Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Will output MC

    Will output MC

    a survival server with its own uniqueness, come join and enjoy the excitement of playing on this server, with various complementary features that will complete your survival

    as well as several additional games that will help you make money on this server, what are you waiting for? Come on, join now

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ZigbeastShow

    ZigbeastShow

    Welcome to ZigbeastShow network , the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a vibrant world filled with endless adventures, creative builds, and a friendly community. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an intrepid explorer, or a dedicated survivalist, there’s something for everyone here.

    **Features:**

    **Survival Mode:** Test your skills against the elements and monsters in our custom survival world. Gather resources, build your dream base, and thrive alongside fellow players!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a Sim Room Overclock where anything is possible. Want to wear a NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume] while battling it out with your friends? Done. How about recruiting a Phantom or Rumani to join your team? Easy peasy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming events include a Union Raid where you can show off your skills and a Co-op: Chatterbox event where you can chat your way to victory. And don’t forget about our special recruit options like Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan – because who doesn’t want to be a baseball-loving thief?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden codes that lead to epic rewards. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 90
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ”>Go on date” Minecraft SMP

    ”>Go on date” Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you never know what kind of adventures you’ll stumble upon! Join us if you’re ready to dive into a world where even your date might casually mention their Onlyfans account while building a house out of diamond blocks. Who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got scandalous secrets to uncover? 😜🔥💎 #MinecraftMadness #OnlyfansOasis

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Magic Items Found: 4573
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Runes Activated: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ToxicityAlert Minecraft SMP

    ToxicityAlert Minecraft SMP
    If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft SMP, it’s a sure sign they’re not good! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where we ride pigs into battle against giant chickens, have dance parties with creepers, and build houses out of diamond blocks just for fun? If you’re not joining us, you’re probably out there trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon or something equally sketchy. So come join us and show the world that you’re not a total noob!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 163
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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