DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Finger Fumble Craft

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hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!

oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Emeralds Found:	9994
Mines Excavated:	1997	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Chariz

1.21.1, berock players, Beta, Discord, Feedback, Friends, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Tpa, version 1.9, voice chat

Server for those looking to play with friends using voice chat, tpa, etc. And it also includes berock players

Note: server beta! Leave your feedback on discord/help: https://discord.gg/zqAbDxurWD

But in the future this server will be improved, thank you for your preference on our server

Optional version from 1.9 to 1.21.1 I hope you like it and if something is missing from the server just let us know on discord

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Pixel Forest Minecraft Server

Anime, death metal, Forest, Gaming, hololive, Idol, Imperium of Man, Japanese vtuber, Minecraft, Music, PIXEL, Reaper, Saint Mori Calliope, Sci Fi, Server, Singer, Streamer, underworld, Virtual idol, virtual singer, virtual streamer, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, 森カリオペ

Welcome to Saint Mori Calliope, the most epic Minecraft server in the Imperium of Man! Join us as we battle against the forces of chaos and build our empire in the name of the Emperor!

Reasons to join: 1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant golden statue of Calliope, the goddess of Minecraft herself. She will protect you from any griefers or creepers that dare to come near. 2. Our community is made up of the bravest warriors and the most skilled builders in all the land. Together, we will conquer all who oppose us. 3. Our server events are legendary. From epic PvP battles to treasure hunts in the Nether, there is never a dull moment on Saint Mori Calliope. 4. Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons. Only the most daring adventurers can hope to uncover its secrets. 5. And if you’re lucky, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine, who is said to roam the server at night, haunting those who dare to cross his path.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Saint Mori Calliope and become a legend in the Imperium of Man!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9332	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl

austrian, Austrian economics, Austrian economist, Austrian school of economics, capitalism, economic philosophy, economic principles, economics, economics theory, free market, girl, Hawk, Hawk TUAH girl, Hayek, Individualism, laissez-faire, libertarian, ludwig, Ludwig Von Mises, Ludwig von Mises Institute, Ludwig von Misesian, Minecraft, Misesian, rothbard, rule, smp, Tuah, Von

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HackCraft: Life Pro Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy – just watch out for the evil gummy bears!

But that’s not all – we also have a magical potion that turns you into a flying unicorn, and a treasure chest filled with diamonds that never runs out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse and discover your greatest life hack yet!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks

38-plus years, blocks, BRIBE, bribery scandal, bribes, Cartel, CartelCraft, Corruption, crime, criminal activity, criminal justice, drug cartels, drug trafficking, ex-public security chief, illegal activities, justice system, law enforcement, Mexican government, mexico, organized crime, prison sentence, sentenced, US, Years

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Last Moments Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the most epic last moments that u never even knew were last moments until u look back years later and go “woah dude that was the last time i ever did that thing” like that time u accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all ur diamonds or that time u built a giant statue of a chicken and then it got struck by lightning and exploded.

we have the most insane adventures waiting for u, like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or trying to tame a wild pack of exploding creepers. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – u won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

so come join us and make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until u accidentally delete ur save file. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4764	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AGELIMC

BUILD, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Explore, Friends, Gaming, greece, Greek, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, player, Plugins, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, world

Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Crops Grown:	5730	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2739	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Bolt SMP

5k World Border, Best Pvp Experience, Better Teams, Bolt SMP, Combat log, Custum Plugins, No Lag, one player sleep, Premium Plugins, PvP, pvp arena, Simple Tpa, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla+Strength SMP

WELCOME TO BOLTSMP JOIN US FOR Vanilla+Strength SMP PvP Arena 5k World Border Simple Tpa No Lag Custum Plugins One Player Sleep Combat Log Best Pvp Experience TPA Better Teams Premium Plugins

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house out of rainbow blocks? Easy peasy. Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? You got it!

So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	131	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

/MineFam/ – Minecraft SMP Family

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that’s guarded by a team of evil chickens. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the chickens will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who roams the land on a giant pig mount and challenges players to epic duels. Defeat him, and you’ll earn the title of Pigman Champion and a special set of diamond armor that’s so shiny, it blinds your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life. Just be sure to watch out for those evil chickens – they’re no joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SpookCraft: Bad Review Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate adrenaline rush? Look no further than our server, where you’ll experience the thrill of being chased by chainsaw-wielding mobs in every corner!

Join our server for a haunted house experience like no other. Imagine being chased by chainsaw guys who will stop at nothing to pin you down with their chainsaws inches away from your face. It’s a heart-pounding adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

But don’t worry, you won’t actually be in any danger. Our chainsaw guys are just there to give you a good scare and make sure you never forget your visit to our server.

So come on over and join us for a terrifyingly good time. Just remember, if you hear the revving of a chainsaw, run for your virtual life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Items Found:	6804
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyPainzMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Straw Chopped Maize Wheat Rotation

#sustainability, agricultural practices, agriculture, Benefits, calcareous soils, carbon sequestration, CHOPPED, chopped straw incorporation, climate change adaptation, environmental impact, land management, long-term field experiment, Maize, maize-wheat rotation, nutrient cycling, researchers, Rotation, RothC model simulation, SOC stock, soil health, soil organic carbon, straw, study, subtropical mountain landscapes, wheat

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we do some crazy stuff with maize-wheat rotation and chopped straw incorporation? Yeah, you heard me right! Our researchers have been going ham on this field experiment since 2007, and let me tell you, the results are mind-blowing! We’re talking about boosting the SOC stock in calcareous soils of subtropical mountain landscapes like never before!

Imagine rolling up to our server and seeing fields of maize and wheat as far as the eye can see, with chopped straw flying everywhere! It’s like a farming frenzy up in here, but with a twist. And guess what? You get to be a part of it all! Who knew that Minecraft could be so educational and eco-friendly, am I right?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of soil carbon sequestration and sustainable agriculture. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’re helping save the planet while playing Minecraft? Only on our server, baby! Let’s get planting and chopping, and watch those SOC stocks soar to new heights!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Craftfire Smp

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome To The Craftfire Network. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and get a Modern Servers like experience. And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of Minecraft and We hope You will really enjoy our Craftfirer network… Soo join now and become a part of this community .

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.