Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
Magic Items Found: 6756 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Runes Activated: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Root Rot Rumble: SF305 vs Fungi

    Root Rot Rumble: SF305 vs Fungi
    Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bruh? Let me tell you, it’s like no other server out there, man. We got Bacillus velezensis strain SF305 up in here, promoting plant growth like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, it’s straight up battling phytopathogenic fungi and bacteria like a boss.

    I’m not even kidding, this B. velezensis strain is like the superhero of the server, taking down red root rot disease of rubber trees left and right. It’s like watching a Marvel movie, but in Minecraft form, yo. So if you wanna be part of this epic battle for plant growth supremacy, you gotta join this server, like, right now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get ready to rumble, Minecraft style!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Farms Harvested: 931
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Magic Items Found: 1854

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • SableCraft Revived

    SableCraft Revived

    Community focused Faction/Survival-Claim server with custom world and structure generation. Heavy focus on lore and mythos throughout the server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • DryNetwork

    DryNetwork

    hey we at DryNetwork want more players on the server so join it apply in disocrd and play with us

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Magic Items Found: 7244 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Chimeras Created: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. It was like a Minecraft acid trip, but in the best way possible.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rides around on a giant chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the Nether on our server and face off against the fearsome Ender Dragon… who just so happens to be wearing a top hat and monocle. It’s a battle for the ages, my friend.

    So come join us on Celeleb and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters you’ll encounter along the way!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Dimension Hops: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • AI Limit Minecraft SMP Demo

    AI Limit Minecraft SMP Demo
    Welcome to Another Chinkino, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is a giant chicken wearing a sombrero riding a llama. Need I say more?

    But wait, there’s more! Our community events include llama races, where you have to navigate through a maze while riding a llama blindfolded. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

    We also have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he tends to explode when he drops the beat too hard.

    And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

    So come on down to Another Chinkino and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond armor is covered in tears of joy.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SisterWifeWeddingCraft

    SisterWifeWeddingCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story. Build your own virtual family with other players, navigate through complex relationships, and deal with drama just like in real life (minus the cancer and affairs, of course).

    Who needs therapy when you can escape into our Minecraft world and experience all the chaos and craziness you could ever imagine? Join now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 33
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP

    LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way to show your love is by building the most epic heart-shaped base for your crush? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with love potions, heart-shaped explosions, and romantic battles against mobs. Who needs love letters when you can send your crush a virtual diamond sword engraved with your undying affection?

    So, if you’re ready to test your love in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper mask.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • NostalgicCraft2016

    NostalgicCraft2016
    Remember the good ol’ days of 2016 when Harambe was still alive and everyone was obsessed with fidget spinners? Well, this Minecraft server will transport you back to that magical time! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, nostalgia, and pixelated adventures.

    Our server is so lit that even Harambe himself would want to play here. We have custom mini-games like “Fidget Spinner Frenzy” where you can battle it out with other players using your trusty spinner. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated gorillas!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins of all your favorite 2016 icons like Salt Bae, the Mannequin Challenge, and even the infamous Dress (is it blue and black or white and gold?). Join us now and relive the glory days of 2016 in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 95
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Finger Fumble Craft

    Finger Fumble Craft
    hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!

    we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!

    oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!

    so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Chariz

    Chariz

    Server for those looking to play with friends using voice chat, tpa, etc. And it also includes berock players

    Note: server beta! Leave your feedback on discord/help: https://discord.gg/zqAbDxurWD

    But in the future this server will be improved, thank you for your preference on our server

    Optional version from 1.9 to 1.21.1 I hope you like it and if something is missing from the server just let us know on discord

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Pixel Forest Minecraft Server

    Pixel Forest Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Saint Mori Calliope, the most epic Minecraft server in the Imperium of Man! Join us as we battle against the forces of chaos and build our empire in the name of the Emperor!

    Reasons to join: 1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant golden statue of Calliope, the goddess of Minecraft herself. She will protect you from any griefers or creepers that dare to come near. 2. Our community is made up of the bravest warriors and the most skilled builders in all the land. Together, we will conquer all who oppose us. 3. Our server events are legendary. From epic PvP battles to treasure hunts in the Nether, there is never a dull moment on Saint Mori Calliope. 4. Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons. Only the most daring adventurers can hope to uncover its secrets. 5. And if you’re lucky, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine, who is said to roam the server at night, haunting those who dare to cross his path.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Saint Mori Calliope and become a legend in the Imperium of Man!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 44 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl

    Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • HackCraft: Life Pro Edition

    HackCraft: Life Pro Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy – just watch out for the evil gummy bears!

    But that’s not all – we also have a magical potion that turns you into a flying unicorn, and a treasure chest filled with diamonds that never runs out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse and discover your greatest life hack yet!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 386 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks

    CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Last Moments Server

    Last Moments Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the most epic last moments that u never even knew were last moments until u look back years later and go “woah dude that was the last time i ever did that thing” like that time u accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all ur diamonds or that time u built a giant statue of a chicken and then it got struck by lightning and exploded.

    we have the most insane adventures waiting for u, like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or trying to tame a wild pack of exploding creepers. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – u won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

    so come join us and make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until u accidentally delete ur save file. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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