Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 172 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
Battle Standards Raised: 13 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Tax Haven Havoc

    Tax Haven Havoc
    come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

    we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

    join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

    BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore
    so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 18 Gods Slained: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 95
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Valor Network

    Valor Network

    Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 79 New Chunks Explored: 120694

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • YellowCraftMC

    YellowCraftMC

    Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where alts are such good value, you’ll be questioning reality! Join now for a chance to download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on a journey like no other.

    Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Ores Mined: 3842 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Divine Spears Created: 23

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP

    Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s as wacky as they come.

    We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • WeddingWoesMC

    WeddingWoesMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and explore without any best man betrayals! Join us for a server full of adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your buddy ditching you for a video game night. Plus, we promise our best man speeches are always heartfelt and not just two sentences long. So come join us and leave the wedding drama behind – unless you want to build a wedding chapel in Minecraft, then we’re totally cool with that too!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 154 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 53 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • SecretSMP4Lyfe

    SecretSMP4Lyfe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Perfect10Craft

    Perfect10Craft
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you crave power and glory beyond your wildest dreams? Well, look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and become the ruler of your own kingdom, where you can command an army of chickens to do your bidding and ride into battle on a majestic rainbow unicorn.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • OilSpillCraft

    OilSpillCraft
    Yo, so like, if u wanna join this epic Minecraft server, listen up cuz this is gonna blow ur mind. So, get this, the Russian shadow fleet is like, leaving oil spills all over the world, right? But guess what? On our server, we have a secret mission to clean up all those oil spills using only diamond pickaxes and enchanted potions. It’s like a real-life superhero mission, but in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next moves and strategize how to save the world from those sneaky Russian shadow fleet guys. So, if u wanna be a part of this epic adventure and save the world, join our server now! Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. YOLO, amirite?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 120 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Pain Reduction System

    Pain Reduction System
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

    we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

    not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

    so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Flamepixel.net

    Flamepixel.net

    Welcome to Flamepixel.net | Where your adventure begins

    About Us: Welcome to FlamePixel.net, your ultimate destination for boundless adventure in the Minecraft universe! With an array of captivating game modes like Adventures and Islands, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Say goodbye to bland textures and hello to a visually stunning landscape that enhances every aspect of your Minecraft journey.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Crops Grown: 3042

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • TropicatedMC

    TropicatedMC

    TropicatedMC is a 1.8 Minecraft Prison server that offers an exciting and tropical twist to the op-prison experience. It features private mines that players can upgrade as they rank up, providing a personalized and efficient way to gather resources. The server also includes custom enchants to enhance your tools and gear, making mining and PvP more dynamic and strategic. With intense PvP battles, players can challenge each other in thrilling combat arenas for rewards and dominance. TropicatedMC combines a fun and competitive prison environment with unique features for endless excitement!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Seeking Overlord for SMP Chaos: Java 1.21.1 Whitelist

    Seeking Overlord for SMP Chaos: Java 1.21.1 Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Features Worldborder, tokens, custom items, drama
    Responsibilities Moderating players, keeping game fun and active

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is experience required for moderating? No, experience is helpful but not necessary. It could be a chance to gain experience.
    Is this a paid job? No, it is not a paid job except for extra in-game rewards.
    Can this role be done part-time? Yes, it doesn’t have to be full-time. It can be done next to school or a day job.
    How can I apply or get more information? Send a message or contact on Discord: spoetnik_

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Hate the Weather Minecraft Server

    Hate the Weather Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the weather is always a perfect +15C! Say goodbye to those pesky extreme temperatures and hello to the ultimate climate control experience.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without breaking a sweat or freezing your blocky butt off. No more worrying about melting in the summer or turning into a human popsicle in the winter.

    Our server is like a cozy blanket for your Minecraft character, keeping you at the perfect temperature all year round. So why settle for boring old servers with wild temperature swings when you can join us and enjoy the sweet spot of +15C forever? Come on in and chill out with us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 101 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 221 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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