Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Emeralds Found: 6054 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Dimension Hops: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Hate the Weather Minecraft Server

    Hate the Weather Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the weather is always a perfect +15C! Say goodbye to those pesky extreme temperatures and hello to the ultimate climate control experience.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without breaking a sweat or freezing your blocky butt off. No more worrying about melting in the summer or turning into a human popsicle in the winter.

    Our server is like a cozy blanket for your Minecraft character, keeping you at the perfect temperature all year round. So why settle for boring old servers with wild temperature swings when you can join us and enjoy the sweet spot of +15C forever? Come on in and chill out with us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 New Chunks Explored: 37157
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Jesus Loves You Minecraft SMP

    Jesus Loves You Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Jesus himself loves you and will bless your diamond mining adventures.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly Jesus appears and starts showering you with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of Jesus in the server, he will grant you three wishes!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. Join forces with them and unlock hidden llama powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. And remember, Jesus loves you – and so do we!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Ores Mined: 2775 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Animals Bred: 112

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • UltraRichMinecraftSMP

    UltraRichMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever seen a player on a Minecraft server build a mansion so big it made your render distance cry? Well, get ready to join our SMP where the ultra rich players make it rain diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

    Picture this: you log on and see a player riding a diamond-encrusted llama while throwing emerald blocks at unsuspecting newcomers. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of diamond-armored wolves. Will you be brave enough to try and steal some for yourself?

    So come join us on this wild ride of luxury and insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond-encrusted llama rider of the server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • SkillCraft: Underrated Skills

    SkillCraft: Underrated Skills
    Have you ever wanted to learn the ancient art of llama whispering? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our llamas are highly trained in the ways of communication and will teach you how to speak their language in no time. Join us and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

    But that’s not all! We also offer classes in underwater basket weaving with our resident squid instructor, Squishy. Learn how to create beautiful baskets while swimming with the fishes (literally) in our underwater dome.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are always looking for new recruits. Train with them in the art of stealth and combat, and become a master chicken ninja in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock your hidden talents in llama whispering, underwater basket weaving, and chicken ninja training. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • DimensionsMC

    DimensionsMC

    Hi There Adventurers!

    Ever wanted to ride dragons? Become a Lord or Lady of a rising town? Fight epic battles with other players? Or Travel the world in search of treasure and magic? Then join Dimensions MC! Here you can choose to be one of the many other races seeking the Magic-arts. Build large structures using our NPC based economy! Be a thief on the run from the law, or live a peaceful life painting in the countryside!

    We are currently a small community looking for new members for our 18+, 1.20.1 Modded Java, Minecraft Roleplay-SMP Server! We are set to launch the world October 12, so feel free to join and relax till the opening ceremony and get to know the other members in the meantime!

    This is a whitelisted server, and there are only so many slots available, so all who join will need to set an appointment up for an interview via our ticket system on our Discord Server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 109
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Nue’s Exorcist Minecraft Server

    Nue’s Exorcist Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can admire all the nice bodies at the bath! Our pixelated players have been hitting the virtual gym and are looking fineeee in their blocky swimwear. Join us for some steamy hot tub parties and watch those Minecraft abs glisten in the water.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bathing Beauty Contest, where players compete to see who has the best beach bod in all of Minecraft land. Will you be the next pixelated pin-up model?

    So come on over and dive into the fun at our Minecraft server, where the water is warm and the bodies are even warmer. Just be sure to bring your sunscreen, because things are about to get sizzling hot!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4014 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Haachama World – Minecraft SMP – 赤井 はあと / はあちゃま

    Haachama World – Minecraft SMP – 赤井 はあと / はあちゃま
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner weeb shine bright? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride through the unmedicated manga edition of Minecraft, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. We’ve got YouTubers like Haachama exploring the dark web for hidden treasures, a girl with pink hair causing chaos wherever she goes, and even a Ban RTA event where you can compete to see who can get banned the fastest!

    But that’s not all – we also have cover songs, infinite possibilities, and a mysterious Red Heart that holds the key to untold riches. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Star Shards Collected: 143
    Dragon Eggs Found: 827 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 399 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • DeoDramaCraft

    DeoDramaCraft
    Are you tired of being laughed at for not using the same deodorant as the cool kids? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of the Bigfoot deodorant gang – where smelling good is just as important as building epic structures.

    Our server is filled with players who understand the importance of smelling fresh and clean while exploring the blocky world of Minecraft. We even have special events where players can compete in armpit sniffing contests to prove who has the best deodorant.

    Don’t be left out of the fun – join our server today and show off your Bigfoot deodorant with pride. Who knows, you may even find yourself trading deodorant tips with fellow players and forming lifelong friendships based on a mutual love for smelling great!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Emeralds Found: 2795
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • TuneCraft SMP: Best Beats!

    TuneCraft SMP: Best Beats!
    Are you tired of getting your music recommendations from boring old Spotify playlists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to discover the hottest tunes! Our resident DJ, DJ Creeper, spins the sickest beats while you mine for diamonds and fight off zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret jukebox hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock a playlist that will blow your mind! So why wait? Join our SMP now and get ready to rock out like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Zombie Dances: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Magic Items Found: 3325

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyQuarantineSkills

    CraftyQuarantineSkills
    Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of skills and hobbies you never knew you had!

    Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s more! As you explore the vast landscapes of our server, you may even encounter a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with giant marshmallows – talk about a sticky situation!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock your hidden talents while embarking on wild adventures that will leave you laughing for days. Who knew quarantine could be this much fun?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 323
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Potions Brewed: 165 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Root Rot Rumble: SF305 vs Fungi

    Root Rot Rumble: SF305 vs Fungi
    Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bruh? Let me tell you, it’s like no other server out there, man. We got Bacillus velezensis strain SF305 up in here, promoting plant growth like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, it’s straight up battling phytopathogenic fungi and bacteria like a boss.

    I’m not even kidding, this B. velezensis strain is like the superhero of the server, taking down red root rot disease of rubber trees left and right. It’s like watching a Marvel movie, but in Minecraft form, yo. So if you wanna be part of this epic battle for plant growth supremacy, you gotta join this server, like, right now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get ready to rumble, Minecraft style!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • SableCraft Revived

    SableCraft Revived

    Community focused Faction/Survival-Claim server with custom world and structure generation. Heavy focus on lore and mythos throughout the server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • DryNetwork

    DryNetwork

    hey we at DryNetwork want more players on the server so join it apply in disocrd and play with us

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. It was like a Minecraft acid trip, but in the best way possible.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rides around on a giant chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the Nether on our server and face off against the fearsome Ender Dragon… who just so happens to be wearing a top hat and monocle. It’s a battle for the ages, my friend.

    So come join us on Celeleb and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters you’ll encounter along the way!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 489
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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