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Meowcraft: Where goth girls catfish you into building their dream world

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Are you tired of getting catfished by fake Minecraft players? Look no further, because our server is full of real, genuine gamers who are ready to build and battle with you! Join us and uncover the mystery of the catfish who may just be lurking in the shadows of West Virginia. Who knows, you might even find your true love (or at least a new mining buddy) on our server! So come on, don’t be fooled by imposters – join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SwissCheeseCraft: Where cyclists and motorcyclists get lost in the world of blocks!

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Are you tired of sharing the roads with swiss, cyclists, and motorcyclists? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, they are banned! No more dodging road faggots while trying to build your dream castle. Join us and experience a world where the only thing polluting the roads are creepers and zombies. Trust us, it’s a hotholy trinity of fun you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyRats – Baelz’s Blocky Adventures

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Dream himself would be jealous. We catch dreams in 3D, like, how cool is that? 2. We have original songs and covers that will make your ears melt with joy. From PAKU PAKU SEIBAI to Colour MV, we’ve got it all. 3. Need a break from mining? Check out our mind-crafting Holo EN music videos. They’ll transport you to a whole new world. 4. Our server is like a pandæmonium of fun. With ZODIAC covers and Hakos Baelz EP, you’ll never want to leave. 5. And don’t even get me started on our podcast. It’s so brewin’ with Bae that you’ll be laughing for days. 6. Want some swag to show off in-game? We’ve got limited edition PC cases, official merch, and promise swag that will make your friends green with envy. 7. Plus, our Twitter is full of Bae-tastic art tags that will inspire your creative side. 8. Not sure where to start on our server? Don’t worry, we’ve got guides for everything from Bae basics to stream strategies. 9. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	9058	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Cheater’s Paradise: Where Everyone’s a Winner in Minecraft

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Are you tired of getting rekt by cheating noobs in CSGO? Well, fear not my fellow gamer, for our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join us and experience a world where there are no cheaters, only friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug (and maybe explode a little). Our server is so cheat-free, even the Ender Dragon plays fair!

Say goodbye to your 6000 rating woes and hello to a land of endless possibilities and non-stop fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start building your way to victory! Who needs CSGO when you have Minecraft, right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Snowy Suburbs Server: Where Creepers are the Only Diversity!

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Are you tired of wandering through Minecraft servers only to find cities full of colorful characters? Look no further! Our server is the last remaining stronghold of the white city, where the buildings are as white as the snow-capped mountains and the villagers all wear matching white robes. Join us for a truly unique experience where you can blend in seamlessly with the monochromatic surroundings and never worry about standing out in a crowd. Plus, rumor has it that our white wool is the softest in all the land, perfect for crafting the most luxurious beds and pillows. So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the whitest of them all!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Potions Brewed:	160	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Victor’s Vixens: A Blocky Adventure!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can build your dream hentai castle while fighting off hordes of pixelated monsters with your trusty diamond sword.

Join our server and become a part of our wacky adventure where two experienced developers are leading the charge to create the most epic hentai game ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Make impactful decisions for the game, like choosing which tentacle monster should be the final boss or what kind of lewd skins should be available for your character.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Discord now and be a part of this insane journey! Who knows, you might even become the hero of our hentai Minecraft world. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Runes Activated:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky BJs & Beyond: A Minecraft Server for the Curious and Creative!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness black girls sucking dick like never before – in Minecraft! Our players have mastered the art of giving blowjobs in the most unexpected places, from the top of a pixelated mountain to the depths of a virtual cave.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding penguins who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plans?

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with jaw-dropping surprises and unforgettable moments. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Tomboy Adventures

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for tomboys, leg lock enthusiasts, and pixie cut lovers!

Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your tomboy skills by building the most badass structures, lock your friends in leg locks during PVP battles, and sport the trendiest pixie cut skins in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground pixie cut salon where you can get the most fabulous haircuts in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted leg lock sword that grants you the power to immobilize your enemies with just one swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the tomboy, leg lock, and pixie cut madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Zombie Pigmen’s Rave Party: Explaining the Appeal of This Creature

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic mobs like zombies and creepers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic creature you’ve ever seen on our server – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! This majestic beast roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. But beware, if you dare to challenge it, you better come prepared with a rainbow sword and unicorn armor because this creature is no joke!

Join our server now to embark on a quest to befriend the Rainbow Llama Unicorn and gain its magical powers. Rumor has it that if you can ride it into battle, you’ll be unstoppable! Plus, we have exclusive rainbow-themed building blocks and weapons that you won’t find anywhere else. So why settle for boring old pigs and cows when you can have a Rainbow Llama Unicorn as your loyal companion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures on our server. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the awesomeness of the Rainbow Llama Unicorn!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ores Mined:	5478	Mines Excavated:	1458
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Git Gud or Go Home: The Thirdies Edition

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Are you tired of playing on servers where thirdies are constantly getting wrecked by firsties and secondies? Look no further, because on our server, thirdies are the ultimate powerhouse! We have enchanted diamond armor that turns them into indestructible tanks, and they can even summon a herd of killer bunnies to protect them at all times. Join now and show those firsties and secondies who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Booty Bouncers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are the rulers and men are the ones doing all the hard work! Forget about gender equality, here women have it all easy while men toil away in the mines like peasants.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the roles are reversed and women are the ones calling the shots. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself becoming an incel because of how unfair it is for women to have it so easy on our server.

So come on, join us and see what it’s like to live in a world where women work if this shit didn’t exist, and men are the ones stuck doing all the demeaning jobs. It’s a crazy ride that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Polish PartyCraft: Where every day is a celebration! 🎉

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1028 years ago when Poland was first created! Play as Duke Mieszko the 1st and baptize all the pagans in sight with your trusty water bucket. Explore the ancient lands of Polans and build your own kingdom from scratch, just like Mieszko did! But beware, there may be some pesky creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your historical reenactment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure through time on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5491	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3