DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!

Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Enchantments Applied:	166	New Chunks Explored:	614662
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in your virtual world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your Minecraft dreams come true?

So say goodbye to mundane servers and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime in a world where anything can happen, even in your own…cunt.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Is this Android or iOS? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a diamond sword in a world of stone tools! Join us and experience the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the wildest shenanigans this side of the Nether!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair.

So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Just remember, when someone asks “Is this Android or iOS?” the only correct answer is “It’s Minecraft, baby!”

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9001	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is all about pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft and having a ton of laughs along the way.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and host epic llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the sky is purple, the oceans are made of jelly, and the only rule is to have as much fun as possible? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Potions Brewed:	32
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RiskCraft: YOLO Mineventure!

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Have you ever risked it all by jumping off a cliff into a pool of lava in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you take on crazy challenges and see if your risky moves pay off. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure at the bottom of that lava pool! So come on, join us and take the biggest risk of your Minecraft life – you won’t regret it (probably)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8237	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LebanonCraft: Macron’s Stand

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Join our epic Minecraft server and build like a boss! Macron totally supports us, just like he supports Lebanon! We’re all about peace and deescalation, just like Macron! Plus, we have zero mention of Hezbollah, just like Macron! So come on down and craft with us, because Macron said so!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2675	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Adventures | First-Time Fun

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Yo yo yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we take you on a wild ride through the frontiers of your imagination! We got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of positive emotional experiences with your first time mining that diamond ore! Our server is so lit, you’ll be addicted faster than you can say “creeper, aw man.”

But beware, once you start playing on our server, you’ll be at risk of developing a substance use disorder…for Minecraft! You’ll be up all night building the most epic structures and battling mobs like a boss.

So come on, join us on this wild journey through the frontiers of Minecraft and let’s see if you can resist the addictive charm of our server! Trust us, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget…or maybe you will, who knows, we’re just here to have fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Love Letters Sent:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EchoLand: Where every creeper has a degree in scaring the pants off of players [smp]

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🌿Echo Land🌿

✨ Welcome to 🌿Echo Land🌿! ✨ Immerse yourself in an RPG server with an active community, full of adventures and rewards.

Java Edition	IP: play.echoland.icu
Bedrock Edition	IP: play.echoland.icu
	Port: 19132

🌍 Compatible with all versions! 🎮

⚔️ Key Features ⚔️

Battle passes and unique challenges.
Dungeons with bosses and epic rewards.
Portals to other worlds and an immersive story.
Optimized XP and resource farms.
Legendary loot from bosses, gems, and gold.
Zero lag and protection for your builds.
Active players and an impressive lobby.

📢 Join our Discord and be part of this adventure!

https://discord.gg/dGSUWuTmhg

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Lia’s Block Party Minecraft Server

3D concert, BLOCK, charms, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, Drop Pop Candy, Hime, LIA, Lia For Sale, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lia Plushie, Lia shirts, Lias, love Lia, Minecraft, Mint, outfit merch, Party, phase connect, pins, pippa, PRINTS, Server, SPWN, Summer Camp merch, tenma, Tenshi outfit, Uruka, VOD suggestions

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse is a place where NO GIRLS are allowed. That’s right, it’s a man cave for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any female distractions.

2. Our fearless leader, Lia, just debuted a new Tenshi outfit and you can get your hands on the merch NOW! Who wouldn’t want to rock the latest fashion while slaying creepers in Minecraft?

3. Lia recently had a 3D concert with Mint, Pippa, Uruka, and Tenma. It was so epic that you can buy the replay on SPWN if you missed out. Imagine watching a virtual concert while building your dream castle in Minecraft. Pure bliss.

4. Lia For Sale! Get your hands on a marketable Lia plushie, Lia shirts that will make you say WTF, charms, pins, and prints that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all your friends.

5. Remember, on this server, you can only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia will love you back, and isn’t that all you need in life? Plus, we have a Cytube channel and a Divegrass team for all your gaming needs.

So, what are you waiting for? Join Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember, Lia is love, Lia is life. 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses starts dancing around you, blasting “Baby Shark” at full volume. Or how about the time when a group of players dressed as llamas rode into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trollface Crashout Mode, where every player is given a random troll face skin and must navigate through obstacle courses filled with traps, pranks, and puzzles. It’s like a mix of parkour, escape room, and a circus clown show all rolled into one!

So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, unleash your inner troll, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join us on our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with baby mama drama, cheating exes, and DNA tests galore.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex’s new girlfriend pops up in the game and starts hurling insults at you until the DNA test results are in. Will you block her like you blocked his calls, or will you face her head-on in a virtual showdown?

But wait, there’s more! We offer exclusive in-game events where you can invite your ex to witness the birth of your blocky baby, only to have him come up with the most ridiculous excuses for not showing up. And don’t forget about the non-invasive DNA test mini-game, where you can prove once and for all who the real block parent is.

Join us now and experience the thrill of setting guidelines for your ex’s involvement in your virtual child’s life. Will you let him see the baby without his new girlfriend, or will you stick to your guns and keep her away from your pixelated offspring? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mistake you can make is accidentally mining straight down into lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time someone accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion mishap. Or the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone left the coop door open.

But don’t worry, we’re all about learning from our mistakes here. Like the time someone tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up blowing up half the server – now that’s a lesson they won’t soon forget!

So if you’re ready for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion), come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyLaughsMC

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword!

Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, where players can explore enchanted forests, build towering castles, and even discover hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot (and maybe a few surprise creepers).

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual lava surfing competition, where the bravest players can ride molten hot lava flows for a chance to win epic prizes.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MotherRussiaCraft

activism, children, Demand, demobilization, empowerment, families, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, love, Military, MotherRussiaCraft, MOTHERS, Peace, protest, russia, Russian soldiers, solidarity, Support, Unity, War, Wives

come join our minecraft server where we have russian soldiers’ mothers, wives, and children protesting for demobilization in the game! watch as they build giant picket signs and march around spawn demanding justice for their loved ones! join in on the fun and help them overthrow the oppressive regime ruling over the server! who knew minecraft could be so politically charged and dramatic? join now for a revolution like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Farms Harvested:	874	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have more craziness than a chicken trying to fly! we got so much fun stuff like diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that dance to disco music!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! we have epic adventures waiting for u around every corner, from battling dragons to building giant statues of steve riding a pig!

plus, our community is so awesome that even the zombies and skeletons have put aside their differences to become best buds! so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let the madness begin! trust us, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	503	Endless Night Skies:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.